On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots' Childrens' Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On the bottom of Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsburys' peanuts: Warning contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions open packet, eat nuts.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
On German headphones: Do not increase volume past threshold of pain.
On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots' Childrens' Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On the bottom of Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsburys' peanuts: Warning contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions open packet, eat nuts.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
On German headphones: Do not increase volume past threshold of pain.
On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.