British Tour

[Wally in Cincy]

JennBarretta,

You listed dates for your British tour:

14/09/2005 Wednesday Shepherds Bush London
15/09/2005 Thursday Victoria London
16/09/2005 Friday Manchester Deansgate
17/09/2005 Saturday Crewe
18/09/2005 Sunday Stafford
19/09/2005 Monday (off)
20/09/2005 Tuesday (off)
21/09/2005 Wednesday Sheffield Hunters Bar
22/09/2005 Thursday Mansfield
23/09/2005 Friday Coventry Rileys
24/09/2005 Saturday Route 66 Southend
25/09/2005 Sunday Colchester


Are those all Riley's locations?

I thought I would alert the Brits I know on a music forum, some of whom are Riley's patrons.

 

[landshark77]

...And will you be in the running for the JPNEWT MD State Championship??? (I'm trying to round up everyone possible....I want so bad to go two and out...please help me make my dream come true.)

Info: Sept 10th-11th - Maryland State 9-Ball Championships

Bill and Billies CueSports

1244 Ritchie Highway, Arnold, MD

410-544-8185

$2000 added + US Open Qualifier

Open to WPBA Touring Pros

See..you have time...the UK isn't expecting you until the 14th. I believe lots of NYC and Jersey folks will be coming. Maybe you could ride with Carol and her "I can make a 4 hour trip in 2" lead foot?

 

[TheOne]

...And will you be in the running for the JPNEWT MD State Championship??? (I'm trying to round up everyone possible....I want so bad to go two and out...please help me make my dream come true.)

Info: Sept 10th-11th - Maryland State 9-Ball Championships

Bill and Billies CueSports

1244 Ritchie Highway, Arnold, MD

410-544-8185

$2000 added + US Open Qualifier

Open to WPBA Touring Pros

See..you have time...the UK isn't expecting you until the 14th. I believe lots of NYC and Jersey folks will be coming. Maybe you could ride with Carol and her "I can make a 4 hour trip in 2" lead foot?

LS I tried calling that 1800 number from the UK but it doesn't work? Do you have an international number for me please?

 

[landshark77]

LS I tried calling that 1800 number from the UK but it doesn't work? Do you have an international number for me please?

LMAO...you would have to contact the JPNEWT tour directly. PM Barbara on here...she is the TD. If you are thinking about playing then you may want to have the operation NOW...as in get your butt to the doctor. To my knowledge the lord has blessed you with the wrong plumbing in play in this event. But, in all honesty..if you are elidgable then you should know : I'M TIRED OF YOU UK FOLKS DOMINATING THE WPBA!!!!

BTW...what 1800 number??

 

[TheOne]

LMAO...you would have to contact the JPNEWT tour directly. PM Barbara on here...she is the TD. If you are thinking about playing then you may want to have the operation NOW...as in get your butt to the doctor. To my knowledge the lord has blessed you with the wrong plumbing in play in this event. But, in all honesty..if you are elidgable then you should know : I'M TIRED OF YOU UK FOLKS DOMINATING THE WPBA!!!!

BTW...what 1800 number??

"Call 1-888-45MAURY"

LOL I was just messing with ya, sorry about that!! Actually now you mention it, maybe the op is the way to go? he he

 

[landshark77]

"Call 1-888-45MAURY"

LOL I was just messing with ya, sorry about that!! Actually now you mention it, maybe the op is the way to go? he he

Oh. LMAO!!! Look at it this way; if you do get the operation you can still go on Maury for a MULTITUDE of reasons ...PLUS you can play in the WPBA! Ah life. I'm just wondering though...if you did op for the operation...whould you change your name form One to Two???

 

[TheOne]

Oh. LMAO!!! Look at it this way; if you do get the operation you can still go on Maury for a MULTITUDE of reasons ...PLUS you can play in the WPBA! Ah life. I'm just wondering though...if you did op for the operation...whould you change your name form One to Two???

If I did op for the op (like that) I think it would have to be the -2 or -1?

But yes the show sounds good now, how much is the op, any ideas?

 

[landshark77]

But yes the show sounds good now, how much is the op, any ideas?

Well...here is one quote. It looks like alot, but you must ask yourself, "What do I really need for the WPBA??" Well, you have to be a woman and what makes a woman a woman and a man a man?? Is it the Adam's apple?? No. Is it the breasts....though a man may say yes..the answer is no. I mean, a woman who has lost her breast due to cancer is still a woman, wouldn't you agree?? Thus, really the only thing that defines a woman is the "plumbing". So in reality, all you should have to do to play in the WPBA is lift of your skirt and declare, "See, I qualify!" So with that in mind, forget the increased cost for operations that will not make you any closer to your WPBA goal...just go for the basics. In that case you are looking at spending about $5,500. $6,700 IF you want the Bilateral Orchidectomy. Over all ONE second place finish in the WPBA should cover your cost. (I'd bet you'll get more press than that Jennifer Barretta too, LOL!!! )

 

[JennBarretta]

Wally...they are all Riley's locations.

LS...I have an exhibition in Columbia, MO on the weekend of the State Championship, but good luck!

One...I think the bilateral orchidectomy is a must.

 

[TheOne]

Well...here is one quote. It looks like alot, but you must ask yourself, "What do I really need for the WPBA??" Well, you have to be a woman and what makes a woman a woman and a man a man?? Is it the Adam's apple?? No. Is it the breasts....though a man may say yes..the answer is no. I mean, a woman who has lost her breast due to cancer is still a woman, wouldn't you agree?? Thus, really the only thing that defines a woman is the "plumbing". So in reality, all you should have to do to play in the WPBA is lift of your skirt and declare, "See, I qualify!" So with that in mind, forget the increased cost for operations that will not make you any closer to your WPBA goal...just go for the basics. In that case you are looking at spending about $5,500. $6,700 IF you want the Bilateral Orchidectomy. Over all ONE second place finish in the WPBA should cover your cost. (I'd bet you'll get more press than that Jennifer Barretta too, LOL!!! )

OMG! That all sounsd too gruesome! Especially since my dog has just had his nuts cut off and his balls, ...well lets just say you wouldn't want to look at them before you have your lunch poor thing!

Tempting as it may sound, my mates floor and 50c prize money playing with hairry ass (not you jen) blokes all week never sounded so good LOL!!!

MrsB
I thought you didnt swing that way? he he

 

[Alan Morris]

...And will you be in the running for the JPNEWT MD State Championship??? (I'm trying to round up everyone possible....I want so bad to go two and out...please help me make my dream come true.)

Info: Sept 10th-11th - Maryland State 9-Ball Championships

Bill and Billies CueSports

1244 Ritchie Highway, Arnold, MD

410-544-8185

$2000 added + US Open Qualifier

Open to WPBA Touring Pros

See..you have time...the UK isn't expecting you until the 14th. I believe lots of NYC and Jersey folks will be coming. Maybe you could ride with Carol and her "I can make a 4 hour trip in 2" lead foot?

Hi Jenn,

Hope you have a great time in England, unfortunately I won't be able to catch up with you there as I will be around the US playing snooker, and I will be in NYC from September 15th - 26th, so it looks as though I will miss you there too.

I am however going to be at Bill & Billies playing snooker on September 6th & 7th I believe.

Best wishes.

Alan.

 

[JennBarretta]

Jeez...looks like all my English friends (and you too, One) will be here whilst I'm there...

 

[TheOne]

Jeez...looks like all my English friends (and you too, One) will be here whilst I'm there...

Ouch that hurt! Anyway, ExFriend, you stood me up at slate

(Prob just getting me back because I stood you up in Enkland!)

 

[JennBarretta]

Ouch that hurt! Anyway, ExFriend, you stood me up at slate

(Prob just getting me back because I stood you up in Enkland!)

I actually did see you in Slate. You were playing a match on the front table and the score was only 2-1. As much as I would have loved waiting 90 minutes to say hello, I did have a plane to catch ;-) Good luck in the tournament!

 

[TheOne]

I actually did see you in Slate. You were playing a match on the front table and the score was only 2-1. As much as I would have loved waiting 90 minutes to say hello, I did have a plane to catch ;-) Good luck in the tournament!

OK OK I take it all back, you could have said hi though

Hmm, 2:1 u say, that was about the time my chair collapsed in front of everyone! You wouldn't have had anything to do with that would you? ;-)

Anyway hope you have a nice trip, let me know when your back maybe able to meet in NYC again for a thrashing if you like? Some pool to if we have time?

 

[JennBarretta]

Hmm, 2:1 u say, that was about the time my chair collapsed in front of everyone! You wouldn't have had anything to do with that would you? ;-)

Wow! Now I really wish I had stayed! As far as that thrashing...whenever you're ready to deliver it. I'll be back in NY the afternoon of the 26th.

Jenn

 

[Bee]

British tour

what a fantastic night in Riley's Manchester. We have had nothing but fantastic comments and how great jen was.
I would like to say a big thanks for the tips and the extra confidance you gave everyone at that club

Thank you
Bee

 

[JennBarretta]

what a fantastic night in Riley's Manchester. We have had nothing but fantastic comments and how great jen was.
I would like to say a big thanks for the tips and the extra confidance you gave everyone at that club

Thank you
Bee

Thanks so much, Bee! I had a great time in Manchester & you and the rest of the folks at Riley's really made me feel at home! I hope I see you on the pro tour one of these days...just keep practicing!

Jenn

 

[TheOne]

Wow! Now I really wish I had stayed! As far as that thrashing...whenever you're ready to deliver it. I'll be back in NY the afternoon of the 26th.

Jenn

Always so kind! For that the thrashing AND the spanking is off, I'm only going to play pool with you're ass

Hope you had a good time on your days off, see u soon then maybe?

Fred

 

[Tickets]

let me know when your back maybe able to meet in NYC again for a thrashing if you like? Some pool to if we have time?

I cant believe you got away with that, you cheeky bastard!!