Future Headline expected in Kansas
With Kansas's tote & bury law effective Jan. 1st I expect with 6 months,
A Wichita Eagle Headline:
Poolplayer killed over a game of Pool
Excessively slow Poolplayer, Tom Nevermind, was killed by Hank Giveashit, when his shots exceeded 3 minutes a shot during a match at Shooters.
Later that month: Jury Acquits Shooter, ruled Justifiable Homicide.
It was ruled that Hank was justified because Tom exceeded the boundaries of endurance for normal Human Beings in playing Pool. Since then, 67 Poolplayers have applied for their gun licenses. Shooters tests the brain synapses of all players before letting them play. They said, 'We can not let any defective Poolplayers in anymore. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of Pool cloth?'
footnote: Johnny Mack was not slow, but tried a little Hungarian english on the Challenge Table, and was shot dead by unknown railbird. Railbird yelled, 'He is not going to cheat my friend out of his $5'.
The Old West rises up again in Wichita!
With Kansas's tote & bury law effective Jan. 1st I expect with 6 months,
A Wichita Eagle Headline:
Poolplayer killed over a game of Pool
Excessively slow Poolplayer, Tom Nevermind, was killed by Hank Giveashit, when his shots exceeded 3 minutes a shot during a match at Shooters.
Later that month: Jury Acquits Shooter, ruled Justifiable Homicide.
It was ruled that Hank was justified because Tom exceeded the boundaries of endurance for normal Human Beings in playing Pool. Since then, 67 Poolplayers have applied for their gun licenses. Shooters tests the brain synapses of all players before letting them play. They said, 'We can not let any defective Poolplayers in anymore. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of Pool cloth?'
footnote: Johnny Mack was not slow, but tried a little Hungarian english on the Challenge Table, and was shot dead by unknown railbird. Railbird yelled, 'He is not going to cheat my friend out of his $5'.
The Old West rises up again in Wichita!
