On reflection I think I'll have to turn down your kind offer Keith, thanks all the same. I don't want you to think it's any reflection on your shed though. it's a fine shed, every bit as nice as Grady's. It's just that Grady seems to have calmed right down these last couple of days, and the nights are a lot quieter, so I can't see the point of upping sticks again. I hope you don't mind.
Actually, to tell the truth, your lawnmower is really really uncomfortable and sticks in my back all night. Quite frankly I've got used to sleeping in Grady's shed and find the incontinence pads surprisingly comfortable, so to be quite blunt I'd appreciate it if you'd stop sending me subliminal messages.
Boro Nut