Help me change a Light Bulb?

KingCarom

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I think this statement is perfect for some of what I have seen going on here. Enjoy brothers and sisters:

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing lightbulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a shorttime ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 
i always have to ask my wife first -

hey honey, where's the light bulbs?

does anyone else have to do this or this there an easier way?
tia,

uncle larry
 
KingCarom, You got way too much time on your hands. However you are absolutely right and that is a great post. I think it is the diversity in opinions on this board that keeps me hangin' round. Lot's of opinions, lot's of knowledge and lot's of bullsh!!. Thanks for the laugh, Sam
 
This is pretty accurate! Great post!
1 to post "Tap, Tap, Tap" assuming that everyone else knows what that means.

Againg, great post!
Zim
 
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