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THE SILENCER
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tonight i played on the apa, as i usually do on monday nights. the place i play ,in a pool hall in new york, that shall remain nameless, really and truely SUCKS! it seems there are two types of pool halls in america, the old style and the new style. the old style, is a stale aired cigar smoked -filled boring, no music at all, all men, that gamble and play only straight pool. then you have the new style after 1986, after the color of money. the upscale pool hall. the pool hall that is more of a disco than a serious sport hall. the place i play on the apa, is the new style. dark, swank, sexy, and ultra modern, this pool hall has obnoxious echoy acoustics that fly around the room, so you can't hear yourself think! horribly dim lighting over the tables, uncomfertarble seating. a real turn off to the well rounded pool player. instead of the atmosphere making you play your absoloute best, it brings out your worst! so, here is my wish for future pool halls. two pool halls in 1. i repeat, two pool halls in one complex. one half of the pool room is completly cut off from the other. one side would be called, swinging pool. it would be for swingers, pick up artists, people on the make. it would feature a gigantic disco ball overhead. gigantic speakers fit for a rock concert. dim lighting all around. tons and tons of sexy dressed women, bending over the table displaying their ass-sets!! a real pick up swingers joint. and at midnight, suds would fall from the ceilings onto the floor and tables, no one would care! their all drunk and young.then on the complete other side, enclosed and sealed off, with it's own air supply, is a gigantic room, called "the players room" this is where the players from around the country come to for action, they are players in every sense of the word. here we see great polished pool players whipping out custom 2-piece pool cues. here the players go to secret compartments inside their case, and take out special chalk and sandpaper! the speakers play the beatles very softly. the lighting over the table is state of the art. the entire table is brightly lit, yet their is no glare, or dark spots. the tables are olhausen champion pros. as oppose to the swingers room, where the tables are made in tawain, and retail for $500 instead of the $5000 olhausen's. in the players room, their is arena seating for 150 people! their are also, huge electronic scoreboards. here we see excpert straight pool, and one pocket matches. occasionaly pros practice their position and breaks in the players room. and in the middle of the place in between the swingers and players rooms is a top notch resturant, where the swingers and the players can meet, and share a steakburger. anyhow, i think that' the answer to future rooms, have 2 two II rooms in one building, MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!!!