Joke of the Day

[renard]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."
The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing."

 

[Sweet Marissa]

To make this about pool, since it's not in the Non-Pool Related Forum, there's an old man that does that shit in the pool hall while he's playing. Hell of a way to shark someone... hard to play when you can't approach the table.

 

[SPetty]

Hell of a way to shark someone...

I was on a team with a guy that used to brag about doing this... Ugh!

 

[Jimmy M.]

To make this about pool, since it's not in the Non-Pool Related Forum, there's an old man that does that shit in the pool hall while he's playing. Hell of a way to shark someone... hard to play when you can't approach the table.

I do have a funny story about something like this but, since it involves a member of this forum and I don't want to embarrass them, I'll keep it to myself. However, you know who you are and, when/if you read this, just know that I remember it, you sicko!

(No, it wasn't Rude Dog)

 

[Rude Dog]

I do have a funny story about something like this but, since it involves a member of this forum and I don't want to embarrass them, I'll keep it to myself. However, you know who you are and, when/if you read this, just know that I remember it, you sicko!

(No, it wasn't Rude Dog)

C'mon Jimmy, since it ain't me, tell us all, don't be shy.