One liners.

Stretch said:
Can't believe knowone said this one yet........

"You must hate your money."


Similar to the above quote...if your opponent is having a tough time, ask him if he's allergic to money. In similar circumstances, tel your opponent they couldn't hit the ocean from the beach.

When dealing with nits, any of the below will fit nicely.

You wouldn't bet ten cents fat meat was greasy.
You wouldn't bet ten cents water was wet.
You wouldn't bet ten cents two big dogs could whip a little dog.

These last three quotes are guaranteed to get you played be even the nittiest of nits, provided they don't try to whip your ass first.
 
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