Pool Haikus

[Spimp13]

Once every about 2-3 years we do a pool haiku here so we are due. Let's see some 2011 younger generation gangsta sh*t (pool related of course) and innuendos are recommended and allowed. I know it doesn't necessarily have to be 5/7/5 syllables according to

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku ....but this is what I'm using. This is with my best Apu voice/typing.

I shoot balls in hole
I take your money and laugh
Thank you come again

 

[lfigueroa]

Once every about 2-3 years we do a pool haiku here so we are due. Let's see some 2011 younger generation gangsta sh*t (pool related of course) and innuendos are recommended and allowed. I know it doesn't necessarily have to be 5/7/5 syllables according to

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku ....but this is what I'm using. This is with my best Apu voice/typing.

I shoot balls in hole
I take your money and laugh
Thank you come again

damn. And no sake in the house.

My foe is not strong
Yet he continues to win;
I must kill my dog

To league I go
No pre-shot routine in hand;
Ball hits rubber

Lou Figueroa

 

[Mickey Qualls]

Looking for action

They watch me run the table

No one wants to play

 

[walrus_3d]

"Draw it back, smooth," but
She follows and gets hooked. I
Still can't coach my wife.

 

[pt109]

One pocket is very hard
The cloth is coarse, the table warped
But the action is soft