Quick Joke

[THE SILENCER]

what's the difference between 3 -cushion billiards and sex? you put a rubber over your butt in 3-cushion and you put a rubber over your shaft in sex. good day.

 

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another pool joke

heard this next one at the last Sands (you guys probably did, too):

What do you call a pro pool player without a girlfriend?
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Homeless.

 

[fast larry]

a bums, a bum

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets on a table, pockets that mean the difference, between a gentleman and a bum. This music man, 1961.

What is the difference between a pool bum and a 3-cushion billiard player.
The Penguin is a well dressed bum.