Superstar, I have the Solution for You

[NewStroke]

Vibrating hair extensions. They shound just like the ocean or standing below high tension electric lines!

 

[akaTrigger]

Hmm... I must have missed something on AZB Forums while I was in Vegas....

 

[blah blah]

Sadly, they had to take these off the market due to a number of accidents related to people trying to use these on wet hair and then getting electrocuted... the smell was horrible.

But if you're dead set on trying this, I think they were made by Westinghouse- maybe old models can be found on ebay? Don't buy anything used.