"That's A Moori"

[recoveryjones]

Many of you (old timers) have heard Dean Martins/Frank Sinatra’s “It’s Amore” song with lyrics like:

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore
When the world seems to shine, like you’ve had too much wine, that’s Amore.

Here’s my tribute to the best cue tip in the world, based on (parts of) the above tune.

THAT’S A MOORI

Give the best tip, a try
That ah money, can buy
That’s a Moori

Try some draw, or sidespin
You’ll love, our pigskin
That’s a Moori

Even a skeptic, naysayer
Loves, layer after layer
That’s a Moori

Like Takahashi, our man
It’s made in Japan
That’s a Moori

Stroke a soft, or a hard
Not your dick, ya retard
Stroke a Moori

North- South or East- West
It’s simply, the best
End of story

RJ

 

[breakup]

That's hilarious

 

[Kevin Lindstrom]

nice

I am impressed even though I don't care for those tips

 

[BlowFish]

To me, that deserves a Rep.

 

[Heckler]

Thats awesome.....very funny well done

 

[prolecat]

i hate moori's

 

[BillYards]

Possibly the funniest post I have read on AZ. Good job and great creativity!

 

[Jude Rosenstock]

Many of you (old timers) have heard Dean Martins/Frank Sinatra’s “It’s Amore” song with lyrics like:

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore
When the world seems to shine, like you’ve had too much wine, that’s Amore.

Here’s my tribute to the best cue tip in the world, based on (parts of) the above tune.

THAT’S A MOORI

Give the best tip, a try
That ah money, can buy
That’s a Moori

Try some draw, or sidespin
You’ll love, our pigskin
That’s a Moori

Even a skeptic, naysayer
Loves, layer after layer
That’s a Moori

Like Takahashi, our man
It’s made in Japan
That’s a Moori

Stroke a soft, or a hard
Not your dick, ya retard
Stroke a Moori

North- South or East- West
It’s simply, the best
End of story

RJ

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