The Tomatoing Of Fast Larry

[SUPERSTAR]

It seems to me that this guy wants this to be LARRYS FORUM. In which he decided who is smart, and who is stupid. What is a relevant topic, and what is not.
I just got done reading a threat about full spliced cues, and things are going along fine. Then FAST LARRY...or i should say...FAST MORON or FAST RETARD. Decides that he doesn't like threads about cues and cuemaking, especially when someone plugs themselves.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't LARRY have his websight attached at the bottom of his message window?
Isn't LARRY always talking about how he's the BE ALL TO END ALL MESSIAH OF THE POOL WORLD!?!?
So lets see....LARRY is the only one who is allowed to plug ANYTHING, but all others are subject to his approval.
So then....i'm reading a thread about IVORY that BLUD wrote.
NEXT thing you know...LARRY feels that it's his right to come in and put his 2 cents in. Like HE...had some impact on the wording that was used.
Going off about elephants and tusks and some other garbage.

i thought you wanted the topics to STICK TO POOL LARRY?

If i'm not mistaken....this forum is for pool and the related topics.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! Breaking news...this just in. COULD....CUEMAKING...and CUEMAKERS possibly be related to POOLPLAYING?
I mean...what do us poolplayers play with anyway. Toothpicks? Chopsticks?
Broomstick? Maybe i'll try a game with my 7 iron.

WHAT DO YOU USE LARRY? A STRAW? A RULER? Unless Larry wants to pull one of those IVORY TUSKS he talked about out of his ass, and go on the ARTISTIC POOL tour shooting with THAT.

I come to read and learn from what EVERYONE has to say. Unfortunately, LARRY feels that he is the only knowledgeable person on this board. He does not understand that the more he talks, the more people realize that he is a nothing. Trying to rule over this forum like a dictator.

Didn't he say he was done posting on this forum? I'd like to see if he can resist the temptation to reply, and try to belittle me and my intelligence.

Anyone wanna bet that Larry can't stay away.
I'm betting that either he's gonna not reply because of what i just said. (but you all know it will be EATING AWAY AT HIM INSIDE) Or he's gonna reply. Letting everyone know yet again, what a world class moron he is.


Anyone ever see footage of some performer on stage, who sucked so bad that the audience booed and threw rotten produce at him?

Maybe i should have a nice fat super ripe tomato with me when i go to Valley Forge.

Larry do everyone and yourself a favor. Go get some therapy. Only reason your on this thing 24/7 is cause you have got NO life.
I KNOW I KNOW....mommy spanked you too hard when you were younger, but that is NO reason for you to get all bent and take it out on this forum.

Just my opinon.
anyone ELSE have one.
Please....don't let this modern day wanna be poolplayer/dictator stop you.
Lets here it!

SUPERSTAR

 

[fast larry]

It seems to me that this guy wants this to be LARRYS FORUM. In which he decided who is smart, and who is stupid. What is a relevant topic, and what is not.
I just got done reading a threat about full spliced cues, and things are going along fine. Then FAST LARRY...or i should say...FAST MORON or FAST RETARD. Decides that he doesn't like threads about cues and cuemaking, especially when someone plugs themselves.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't LARRY have his websight attached at the bottom of his message window?
Isn't LARRY always talking about how he's the BE ALL TO END ALL MESSIAH OF THE POOL WORLD!?!?
So lets see....LARRY is the only one who is allowed to plug ANYTHING, but all others are subject to his approval.
So then....i'm reading a thread about IVORY that BLUD wrote.
NEXT thing you know...LARRY feels that it's his right to come in and put his 2 cents in. Like HE...had some impact on the wording that was used.
Going off about elephants and tusks and some other garbage.

i thought you wanted the topics to STICK TO POOL LARRY?

If i'm not mistaken....this forum is for pool and the related topics.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! Breaking news...this just in. COULD....CUEMAKING...and CUEMAKERS possibly be related to POOLPLAYING?
I mean...what do us poolplayers play with anyway. Toothpicks? Chopsticks?
Broomstick? Maybe i'll try a game with my 7 iron.

WHAT DO YOU USE LARRY? A STRAW? A RULER? Unless Larry wants to pull one of those IVORY TUSKS he talked about out of his ass, and go on the ARTISTIC POOL tour shooting with THAT.

I come to read and learn from what EVERYONE has to say. Unfortunately, LARRY feels that he is the only knowledgeable person on this board. He does not understand that the more he talks, the more people realize that he is a nothing. Trying to rule over this forum like a dictator.

Didn't he say he was done posting on this forum? I'd like to see if he can resist the temptation to reply, and try to belittle me and my intelligence.

Anyone wanna bet that Larry can't stay away.
I'm betting that either he's gonna not reply because of what i just said. (but you all know it will be EATING AWAY AT HIM INSIDE) Or he's gonna reply. Letting everyone know yet again, what a world class moron he is.


Anyone ever see footage of some performer on stage, who sucked so bad that the audience booed and threw rotten produce at him?

Maybe i should have a nice fat super ripe tomato with me when i go to Valley Forge.

Larry do everyone and yourself a favor. Go get some therapy. Only reason your on this thing 24/7 is cause you have got NO life.
I KNOW I KNOW....mommy spanked you too hard when you were younger, but that is NO reason for you to get all bent and take it out on this forum.

Just my opinon.
anyone ELSE have one.
Please....don't let this modern day wanna be poolplayer/dictator stop you.
Lets here it!

SUPERSTAR

FL RESPONDS, Another blud dealer, bring it on, you set up a brand new little account to hide your identity on so you can trash me now, trash from under your rock all you want. Is there not enough get Larry threads now running that you have to start another one. By the way, did you get a free cue for this attack, that's the going price being paid, so if you piled on just for the hell of it, you got the shaft. Good job, good attack, not go get your reward.
Another Merchant of death weighs in.

 

[blud]

dealers

It seems to me that this guy wants this to be LARRYS FORUM. In which he decided who is smart, and who is stupid. What is a relevant topic, and what is not.
I just got done reading a threat about full spliced cues, and things are going along fine. Then FAST LARRY...or i should say...FAST MORON or FAST RETARD. Decides that he doesn't like threads about cues and cuemaking, especially when someone plugs themselves.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't LARRY have his websight attached at the bottom of his message window?
Isn't LARRY always talking about how he's the BE ALL TO END ALL MESSIAH OF THE POOL WORLD!?!?
So lets see....LARRY is the only one who is allowed to plug ANYTHING, but all others are subject to his approval.
So then....i'm reading a thread about IVORY that BLUD wrote.
NEXT thing you know...LARRY feels that it's his right to come in and put his 2 cents in. Like HE...had some impact on the wording that was used.
Going off about elephants and tusks and some other garbage.

i thought you wanted the topics to STICK TO POOL LARRY?

If i'm not mistaken....this forum is for pool and the related topics.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! Breaking news...this just in. COULD....CUEMAKING...and CUEMAKERS possibly be related to POOLPLAYING?
I mean...what do us poolplayers play with anyway. Toothpicks? Chopsticks?
Broomstick? Maybe i'll try a game with my 7 iron.

WHAT DO YOU USE LARRY? A STRAW? A RULER? Unless Larry wants to pull one of those IVORY TUSKS he talked about out of his ass, and go on the ARTISTIC POOL tour shooting with THAT.

I come to read and learn from what EVERYONE has to say. Unfortunately, LARRY feels that he is the only knowledgeable person on this board. He does not understand that the more he talks, the more people realize that he is a nothing. Trying to rule over this forum like a dictator.

Didn't he say he was done posting on this forum? I'd like to see if he can resist the temptation to reply, and try to belittle me and my intelligence.

Anyone wanna bet that Larry can't stay away.
I'm betting that either he's gonna not reply because of what i just said. (but you all know it will be EATING AWAY AT HIM INSIDE) Or he's gonna reply. Letting everyone know yet again, what a world class moron he is.


Anyone ever see footage of some performer on stage, who sucked so bad that the audience booed and threw rotten produce at him?

Maybe i should have a nice fat super ripe tomato with me when i go to Valley Forge.

Larry do everyone and yourself a favor. Go get some therapy. Only reason your on this thing 24/7 is cause you have got NO life.
I KNOW I KNOW....mommy spanked you too hard when you were younger, but that is NO reason for you to get all bent and take it out on this forum.

Just my opinon.
anyone ELSE have one.
Please....don't let this modern day wanna be poolplayer/dictator stop you.
Lets here it!

SUPERSTAR

Suprerstar, well put.

I have not a clue as to who you are, but you laid it down perfect.

If i had as many dealers as he thinks, i would be backed up for 5 or 6 years.

I did pick up 2 more dealers today, 29 and counting.
Superstar, e-mail me @
bludworth@direcway.com and maybe we can set you up as dealer #30.
blud

 

[pooljunkie73]

By the way, did you get a free cue for this attack, that's the going price being paid, so if you piled on just for the hell of it, you got the shaft. Good job, good attack, not go get your reward.
Another Merchant of death weighs in.

Damn Blud if i knew you were giving away free cues for atttacks on Larry, wheres mine?

Larry catch the hint, you are not well liked on this board.

Kent Mc.

 

[fast larry]

Damn Blud if i knew you were giving away free cues for atttacks on Larry, wheres mine?

Larry catch the hint, you are not well liked on this board.

Kent Mc.

Well all the usual suspects are now in house, I wondered how long it would take for the Newfie to arrive, lets see, you are the Newfie Blud dealer, right, and you play with a blud cue with an ivory ferrule, don't lie to me about this, and you are telling me you don't like me, oh no, say it aint so, what am I gonna do, maybe I will cut both wrists, 2nd thought, maybe I will ignore what another blud dealer says about me. Don't they club baby seals in the heads with clubs where you live, I have a video tape on it if you want to see it.

 

[JJHolmquist]

Wonder if Borderline-retarded Larry would want his potential customers for his Autistic Pool lessons to read his AZ posts to see what sort of guy he is.

I suggest forwarding your thoughts to letters@fastlarrypool.com and see if he adds them to the Letters section of his website!!!

 

[pooljunkie73]

Well all the usual suspects are now in house, I wondered how long it would take for the Newfie to arrive, lets see, you are the Newfie Blud dealer, right, and you play with a blud cue with an ivory ferrule, don't lie to me about this, and you are telling me you don't like me, oh no, say it aint so, what am I gonna do, maybe I will cut both wrists, 2nd thought, maybe I will ignore what another blud dealer says about me. Don't they club baby seals in the heads with clubs where you live, I have a video tape on it if you want to see it.

You got me all figured out Larry. I use my ivory ferruled Bludworth to club the little seals. It is such a nicely balanced cue, you just can't help but whack the hell out of the little suckers. Being the sole Blud dealer in Newfoundland means i can sell to all the Eskimo's, i make a ton of money. Poor Blud is backlogged on all the orders.

I only wish i played with a Bludworth cue.

Kent Mc.

 

[Zims Rack]

Students or NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder if Borderline-retarded Larry would want his potential customers for his Autistic Pool lessons to read his AZ posts to see what sort of guy he is. I suggest forwarding your thoughts to letters@fastlarrypool.com and see if he adds them to the Letters section of his website!!!

Now this is an idea that someone should really consider. Fast Larry, if you are an instructor and have ANY plans of having ANY students in the future, you might want to watch what you say, when you say it and most definatly where you say it! What would happen to you Fast Larry if someone or many people forwarded your posts from AZ Billiards to say...Billiards Digest, Pool and Billiards Magazine, Sports Illustrated, or posted a small FL Speaks Out Brochure at ALL of the major tournaments both Pros and Amateaurs? What do you think would happen to your "image"? Until now you probably thought, "It doesn't matter what I say to these bozos on this forum or what they say, because it's just a website." Or something similar to that. Well Fast One...think again!
Just for the record...I currently have not sold a single Bludworth or have any instock, have never owned one, never met Leonard Bludworth, have spoke to him a few times over the phone, ordered about 10 cues in November/December 2003 and am still waiting for my cues to come in. I am not taking Bluds side on this, but I am tired of this BS going on.
Fast Larry, you have a vast knowledge about teaching and playing Artistic Pool...we know this because it's plastered all over your website and past posts on this forum. Bluds knowledge is not written on a website (if it was no one would buy a Blud, they would just make them), it's spread by word of mouth or this forum. As it appears, a LARGE MAJORITY of the AZ Billiards Forum Members enjoys Bluds posts and finds them helpful. Stick to your students FL, if you have any left.

Zim

 

[fast larry]

Now this is an idea that someone should really consider. Fast Larry, if you are an instructor and have ANY plans of having ANY students in the future, you might want to watch what you say, when you say it and most definatly where you say it! What would happen to you Fast Larry if someone or many people forwarded your posts from AZ Billiards to say...Billiards Digest, Pool and Billiards Magazine, Sports Illustrated, or posted a small FL Speaks Out Brochure at ALL of the major tournaments both Pros and Amateaurs? What do you think would happen to your "image"? Until now you probably thought, "It doesn't matter what I say to these bozos on this forum or what they say, because it's just a website." Or something similar to that. Well Fast One...think again!
Just for the record...I currently have not sold a single Bludworth or have any instock, have never owned one, never met Leonard Bludworth, have spoke to him a few times over the phone, ordered about 10 cues in November/December 2003 and am still waiting for my cues to come in. I am not taking Bluds side on this, but I am tired of this BS going on.
Fast Larry, you have a vast knowledge about teaching and playing Artistic Pool...we know this because it's plastered all over your website and past posts on this forum. Bluds knowledge is not written on a website (if it was no one would buy a Blud, they would just make them), it's spread by word of mouth or this forum. As it appears, a LARGE MAJORITY of the AZ Billiards Forum Members enjoys Bluds posts and finds them helpful. Stick to your students FL, if you have any left.

Zim

Lets see zimmie, you are a blud dealer, he lets you sell his cues from his website with out buying an inventory, and you defend him and trash me for him, you have a history of dozens of such digs and attacks. Another Merchant of Death, weighs in, easy to figer you out kid. Your nose is brown.

 

[Zims Rack]

Lets see zimmie, you are a blud dealer, he lets you sell his cues from his website with out buying an inventory, and you defend him and trash me for him, you have a history of dozens of such digs and attacks. Another Merchant of Death, weighs in, easy to figer you out kid. Your nose is brown.

I have NEVER sold a Bludworth cue, neither older Bludworths or newer ones, out of my stock (don't have one) or from Blud himself, NEVER!!!! I offer Meucci, McDermott, Viking, Falcon, Scorpion/Cuetec, 5280, Dufferin, Action, other production cues and Dominiak Custom Cues.

Zim

 

[b-jammin]

I have NEVER sold a Bludworth cue, neither older Bludworths or newer ones, out of my stock (don't have one) or from Blud himself, NEVER!!!! I offer Meucci, McDermott, Viking, Falcon, Scorpion/Cuetec, 5280, Dufferin, Action, other production cues and Dominiak Custom Cues.

Zim

Oh man Zim you actually think Larry ever had any students? Can't you just picture that " on your knees and worship me , Sausage" . OK that's enough for now, I still have to figure out how to transport a live seal to Atlanta. See ya soon Larry

 

[billfishhead]

f l ought to have a collection of blud cues if blud gives em away for attacking f l,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,larry you are your worst enemy

 

[blud]

crap

f l ought to have a collection of blud cues if blud gives em away for attacking f l,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,larry you are your worst enemy

Hi billfishead, I am just tired of his crap. He just rambles on and on.
I will defend me and my views and self respect. He will bring the worst out of you if you let him. this happened today with me. O-well, crap happens.
However, I will not take back my remarks I made to him.
I think the best thing for those who are tired of his crap, is just act as if he's not here.With responce I received "ask the cuemaker" 2 of 4,465 griped. Pretty darn good numbers. No, I won't be leaving here, unless Mike ask me to.
blud

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

Fast Larry is like a weed that you can't get rid of in any/all forums, but Blud is no better. They should both go Kill Themselves and give us all a break....imo
(I'm sick to death of both of them)

 

[Troy]

I made a fairly simple, logical post to Mr. Fast Larry on the "Ivory" thread.
It seems he can't respond simply and/or logically, he just prefers name-calling. Sad.

Troy...~~~ Has never seen a Blud cue. Has never slept at Holiday Inn either...

 

[Rickw]

Fast Larry is like a weed that you can't get rid of in any/all forums, but Blud is no better. They should both go Kill Themselves and give us all a break....imo
(I'm sick to death of both of them)

Smorgass,

I enjoy most of Blud's posts because he's not touting how great he is all the time. He does give good information about how cues are made. Posts like his informative ones are what drew me to this forum in the first place. FL has had a few posts that were informative but most of his posts are either trash talking someone or telling everyone how he's done this or that. Another thing that disturbs me about FL's posts is that he does not appear to be accurate on historical matters and I really don't like that at all. It seems like there are real people backing Blud but I don't know if that is true of FL. I think most of FL's supporters are all using the same pc that FL is using. I think Mike should get rid of FL, Jacko, Pocoloco and all the other FL morons. Just my humble opinion Mike.

 

[taylorsjoe]

Fast Larry is an author, teacher, legendary pool player, trick shot artist, and knows literally everything about pool. Think about it, he's never made a post in this forum where he didn't have the answer. Since he is responsible for about 50% of the posts here, I would like to propose renaming this forum after him....let's call it "Larry's Den" or perhaps, "Fast Larry's Crib".

 

[doublewideclyde]

Me Again Dwc, Just Thought I Would Chime In As Well. Fast Larry And Smorg Board Should Go Live With Each Other. Fast Larry Please Understand This No One....... But....... No One Likes You. So You Should Think About Never Posting In This Room Again. Once Again Only My Thoughts. But Please Feel Free To Go Back To My Orginal Post About You If You Have Any Questions.

 

[b-jammin]

Fast Larry is an author, teacher, legendary pool player, trick shot artist, and knows literally everything about pool. Think about it, he's never made a post in this forum where he didn't have the answer. Since he is responsible for about 50% of the posts here, I would like to propose renaming this forum after him....let's call it "Larry's Den" or perhaps, "Fast Larry's Crib".

How about Fast Larry's Pit of Despair? I wonder if FL's husband plays pool!

 

[billfishhead]

too bad this forum doesnt have an ignore button like some chat does,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,some ppl would never be heard