The Worst Pool Cue Ever!

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since this is an "open" forum, and we usually argue/discuss, who makes the BEST cue, i thought, i would tell you the worst cue ever. back in 1986 in new york, there was a new law. a tavern/pub/bar would not be allowed to have typical wooden cues. i guess it was in fear of bar fights, where one could be used as a weapon. anyhow, maybe you've seen these cues, they came out with since 1986. they are the most horrible nightmare cues, where efren reyes, couldn't make two balls! the entire cue is black fiberglass, no taper, then at the bottom there is a 10 inch blonde wooden handle for your grip hand. this cue is so whippy, it's like trying to have sex with a one inch soft penis. pardon my anaology's it's just, well i dunno, this cue should be gathered up, and eliminated from the game of pool.
 
THE SILENCER said:
since this is an "open" forum, and we usually argue/discuss, who makes the BEST cue, i thought, i would tell you the worst cue ever. back in 1986 in new york, there was a new law. a tavern/pub/bar would not be allowed to have typical wooden cues. i guess it was in fear of bar fights, where one could be used as a weapon. anyhow, maybe you've seen these cues, they came out with since 1986. they are the most horrible nightmare cues, where efren reyes, couldn't make two balls! the entire cue is black fiberglass, no taper, then at the bottom there is a 10 inch blonde wooden handle for your grip hand. this cue is so whippy, it's like trying to have sex with a one inch soft penis. pardon my anaology's it's just, well i dunno, this cue should be gathered up, and eliminated from the game of pool.
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Please Silencer, tell me what it's like to have sex with a 1 in. soft penis. I usually go for the girls, but if you say it's good, I will try it. :D
They asked Bob Hope what it was like having sex at 90. He told em it was like shooting pool with a rope. :D
Have a great day dude, Don P. :cool:
 
THE SILENCER said:
since this is an "open" forum, and we usually argue/discuss, who makes the BEST cue, i thought, i would tell you the worst cue ever. back in 1986 in new york, there was a new law. a tavern/pub/bar would not be allowed to have typical wooden cues. i guess it was in fear of bar fights, where one could be used as a weapon. anyhow, maybe you've seen these cues, they came out with since 1986. they are the most horrible nightmare cues, where efren reyes, couldn't make two balls! the entire cue is black fiberglass, no taper, then at the bottom there is a 10 inch blonde wooden handle for your grip hand. this cue is so whippy, it's like trying to have sex with a one inch soft penis. pardon my anaology's it's just, well i dunno, this cue should be gathered up, and eliminated from the game of pool.
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Yea, I was curious too, how would you know what it is like to have sex with a 1" soft penis? Personal experience speaking? :eek:
 
please, enough with the penis talk, i am trying to curb my profanity.
 
Nice analogy rofl.....I think we finally figured out what the "silencer" is haha. Sometimes you just give us too much information bernie. ;)
 
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