Funniest Pool Player In The World

[Bazooka Tooth]

That is indeed Thorsten's myspace page. He has taken great pride in creating and editing that all by himself. Any communication you may have through that page is reviewed and replied only by thorsten.

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hahah cool he may be my new favorite player, not only because I have chit chatted with him briefly, but because he seems so down to Earth and has an awesome personality, his song on Myspace is Ying Yang Twins lmao! (I hate them but to think of Thorsten listening to them on his Ipod while practacing makes me lol)

 

[5ballcharlie]

South side Louie Lemke, was always a bright spot in a dark room. A smile a mile away. May he rest in peace, tho knowing Louie, his energy would never die.

he played bar table 8 ball good

 

[jungledude]

i DO REMEMBER bOOGEE

$Bill, I knew Boogee real well and he was one of the funniest guys to ever walk in the pool room. He used to hang around with Huey & Randy Morrison and that crew. I think he's back in Louisiana but don't come to the pool room anymore.

 

[rackmsuckr]

I knew David and played him many times, he was from the Portland Ore. area... at that time (1980'ish)he was a top three player in the North West....I never thought he was too funny when he was picking my pockets......I use to call him 'dough boy'.....

David and I played in a tournament once and we were both in stitches the whole time! I actually had a chance to beat him, but it was tough to maintain being serious. Afterwards, Mike and David both told me I could have won, had I not been so giggly and beared down on my shots.

Maybe I'll get another chance in April if he is at Mildenberger's tournament.

Female-wise, how about OMGWTF? And Debra Li has the same kind of wit. Also, the Ashton twins always give me a good laugh. Vivian is a hoot too.

 

[Blackjack]

he played bar table 8 ball good

Louie Lemke was also a very good singer - singing is what he loved to do just as much as he loved to shoot pool. He was a lot of fun to be around and he had a great sense of humor. I had a chance to watch him play on a bar box against Swanny getting the 8 - he kept calling Jay "Little Man"... lol ... Swanny just smiled.

 

[j_kronz79]

ggggggggggggg

 

[j_kronz79]

Alex Pagulayan - he always has a funny comeback.
Keith McCready - some of the things he says are priceless.
Jamie Bowman - he can be hilarious when he gets going.

Man I can't remember all the players who had me rolling in tears over the years. Some of the best were in South Florida.

always knew id be mentioned with the greats, but not for my game

 

[crawfish]

Keith Mcready, Shannon Daulton, and Little Tony Watson (I've seen him make some bets that I laughed 'til I cried.

 

[crawfish]

How can we forget Charlie Brinson. I bought him a hotdog one time and he came back with," That sure is better than that bar of soap I had in the hotel room last night." Also, Little Tony Watson. Just plain hysterical.

 

[hemicudas]

Handsome Danny Jones

You youngsters never had the pleasure but many of us 60ish up scuffs/players will remember how hysterically funny "Handsome" Danny Jones was.

 

[metallicarokerx]

i find earl and mike massey fun to watch

 

[bigskyjake]

Cole Dickson is another player that is fun to watch and is also friggin hilarious

 

[Neil]

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[playboy]

Jimmy Mataya...hands down is the most entertaining pool player with out a doubt!.followed by Cole Dickson then Scotty T.James"chili"McCrary was pretty funny as was Mcready...

 

[VIProfessor]

In my opinion, the funniest is Grady Mathews. I love his commentary so much that over the years, I've copied down some of his best quips...

* "He scrutinized the multi colored spheres longer than the time I took to select my 2nd wife."

* "I want to know if you use hair color. I suspect you do."

* "I'de like to avail myself to that veteran mind of yours."

* "I'll give him a 1 way ticket to anywhere in the world, provided he stay a year."

*"What a splendid speciman of womankind."

*"That cue looks like an 8th grade woodshop project, with a D grade to boot."

*"That's his power break, which won't hurt our ears."

Grady Mathews is, in my opinion, the very best of a great bunch of wonderful commentators.

Conversation reported in Playing Off the Rail:

Billy Incardona: I wish there was someone around here to give me a ball.

Grady Matthews: I'll give you two balls--and the thing that goes with 'em!"

 

[HOB Weert]

Raj Hundall, this guy is a stand-up comedian...

MH
HOB Weert

 

[sniper]

My vote goes to Alex, who is particularly funny off of the table. Get a few drinks into him and he'll have you in tears!

 

[Roy Steffensen]

Tony Drago & Marcus Chamat.

 

[Barbara]

Ditto...

The funniest player that I have ever been around was the late Peter Linhard aka Peter Rabbitt from Philadelphia. Looked like Mel Brooks and just as funny. IMHO

RIP Peter Rabbit.

Barbara