The races were to short
The table had side pockets
Jump cues were allowed
The players didn't bet anything
The ref made the wrong call
European fans were annoying
Europe got all the rolls
9 counted on the break
There was no call shot
Did I forget any?
We didn't have Earl the Squirrel,
We didn't have Buddy Hall,
We didn't have Archer, no Hot Rod, no Earthquake, no Alex, and no non US North Americans,
We had shitty US commentators distracting the players,
We had Corey Deuel (has that ship finally f'n sailed yet?!),
9 racked on the spot,
No break box,
The Euros are all supported by their governments and it didn't cost them a cent to attend,
We don't have any asexual looking players,
We got no tards in the stand chanting EuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRoooooopppppppppeeeeee.
We like to talk a lot during Doubles play, we are just friendly that way,
We don't have a laughing midget team captain stirring up the crowd,
We had a shit ESPN3 coverage that thought the first 30 minutes each day wasn't worth showing therefore we all started our day angry,
We got Big Head Dechaine.