those deleted threads got me thinking

lorider

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a lot of people talk about pool needs another movie. why stop at just a movie? how about a weekly tv show ?

those threads had all the story lines you need. bickering, woofing, railbirds wanting in on the action. those threads reminded me of days of our lives, dallas, and the color of money all rolled into one.

the 1st episode starts out with a guy *****ing about getting dumped by gabe. Jam gives him her .02 cents worth and they get in a pissing contest about who is smarter. neither one play pool worth a shit so they decide on a scrabble match.

well a couple of other pool players start shit with jam about her opinion of dumping and keith calls them out offering them any spot they want. cleary politely declines and one of his buddys takes up the offer " put up or shut up. before this match is decided a young gun by the name of james davis jr says hell with a spot i will play you even. ... end of the 1st show.

all week long every one will be wondering and talking about next weeks show. will keith take put ups offer or will he take davis jr offer.

2nd weeks show...

keith takes put ups offer since he woofed 1st. jam and drew in the corner playing their scrabble game. juice, iba, evil cash and a whole shit load of other rail birds are there puttin their bets down. before the match starts in comes davis jr woofing at keith. keith tells him i got you next week after i take care of this sucker. halfway through the match the show ends.


i cant wait for next weks show to see if keith pulled it off. hell i will miss league that night for this shit !

every week jam is in the corner rubbing people the wrong way while playing scrabble. when they give jam shit about it keith calls them out to play.

well you get the idea how the show goes. btw i aint telling you the outcome of keiths 1st match. you gotta watch the show.:grin-square:
 
What about the part where I miss the money ball straight in(as I do often) and Teddydog jumps up and flips the Scrabble board over as him and Cleary accuse me dumping.As I assure them I would never do that.They begin to chase me.As I slide out the front door they are hot on my trail but a man with Oklahoma plates reading the words "Babe" pull up and tell me get in..We laugh as we divide the money and head to western union to ship Keith his cut...Sorry I had to...
 
The only thing lacking would be after 5 minutes of program, a 5 minute stretch of boring car insurance commercials.
The only good TV cable, hangs in the road because I cut it off the house with bolt cutters.
 
What about the part where I miss the money ball straight in(as I do often) and Teddydog jumps up and flips the Scrabble board over as him and Cleary accuse me dumping.As I assure them I would never do that.They begin to chase me.As I slide out the front door they are hot on my trail but a man with Oklahoma plates reading the words "Babe" pull up and tell me get in..We laugh as we divide the money and head to western union to ship Keith his cut...Sorry I had to...

now that would be one time facing keith that would not be a nightmare :thumbup:
 
The only thing lacking would be after 5 minutes of program, a 5 minute stretch of boring car insurance commercials.
The only good TV cable, hangs in the road because I cut it off the house with bolt cutters.

those long comercials are a pain in the ass aint they ?. also hate how the volume raises when comercials come on .
 
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