Brits Are Weird

TheThaiger said:
"He'll settle for that, HE'LL SETTLE FOR THAT!"

Or

"Where's the cueball going, WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING!"

How about "top draw(s)" from tictac Willie?
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You neglected: "A bit pacey, a bit PACEY" and "What can you say..."
:grin-square:
 
Just having a laugh ............. Lol

Scaramouche said:
Unique (Weird) Contributions To The Billiard World

A battery powered cue
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006LGU872

A unisex cue
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Powerglide-...CMNQQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_5/276-4401023-6537154
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UK Bid TV.
Hi folks and on today's show the above items now include the following attachable's ideal for the travelling Billiards players out there.

Item 1. The Flashing Butt Battery Operated Vibration Activated cue now includes the following must have cue case additions :

The attachable toothbrush head.Yes never again do you have to worry about travelling abroad & forgetting to pack your toothbrush,just add the attachable toothbrush head.It comes with free instruction advice from Ronnie O'Sullivan incase your in a tight spot bathroom & the cue has to go left/right hand brushstrokes in the bathroom.

Dang, you travelled abroad again & forgot to pack your Loofah and now you feel so stupid in that pre-match bath,don't ya! fear no more,attachable Loofah are the big in thing.

Dang-Double -Triple- Dang.Your stuck in a massive traffic jam & if you don't make it to the venue & if you don't get there on time you will slide down the rankings.Fear no more,just attach our pogo stick levers to the cue & abandon your car on the highway & get to your venue on time.

Buy all 3 items for $50 & recieve a free block of Kamui chalk that will come in handy for those intimate bedroom moments.
 
church66 said:
UK Bid TV.
Hi folks and on today's show the above items now include the following attachable's ideal for the travelling Billiards players out there.

Item 1. The Flashing Butt Battery Operated Vibration Activated cue now includes the following must have cue case additions :

The attachable toothbrush head.Yes never again do you have to worry about travelling abroad & forgetting to pack your toothbrush,just add the attachable toothbrush head.It comes with free instruction advice from Ronnie O'Sullivan incase your in a tight spot bathroom & the cue has to go left/right hand brushstrokes in the bathroom.

Dang, you travelled abroad again & forgot to pack your Loofah and now you feel so stupid in that pre-match bath,don't ya! fear no more,attachable Loofah are the big in thing.

Dang-Double -Triple- Dang.Your stuck in a massive traffic jam & if you don't make it to the venue & if you don't get there on time you will slide down the rankings.Fear no more,just attach our pogo stick levers to the cue & abandon your car on the highway & get to your venue on time.

Buy all 3 items for $50 & receive a free block of Kamui chalk that will come in handy for those intimate bedroom moments.
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That is about one expects from a land where the scientists tell the peasants to roll out an army of snowmen - greater in number than China's terra cotta army - to slow down the snow melt come spring.

You better get used to it. The Arctic Ocean is now open water, so the wind picks up a lot more moisture as it blows across ... and dumps it as snow on Europe. The Gulf Stream slows so Europe gets less warmth.
Can you say new ice age?:D
 
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Unisex Classic Cue

Uk Bid TV.

Hi Folks.

Today's special offer is the Unisex Classic Cue.Endorsed by John Homes,this cue is guaranteed to give your coach the sack as you receive the Ultimate experience in the deep screw shot.It can do all the Jimmy White Banana shots & has the radar capacity of Ronnie O'Sullivan left/right handed shots.

Cue in the closet.
Is your cue in the closet gathering dust?This cue is autographable by all your fav,politicians,religious idols,hollywood stars & soap stars say it's the best cue they ever held.The latest special offer is autographed by President Barack Obama,UK PM David Cameron & Deputy Nick Clegg.$1000 special offer & we will throw in some extra feebies including :

Attachable chain to make your Billiards cue into a set of moon shanks to be slung at that guy who bumped you when you had your visit at the table for your revenge.This offer includes a free block of Kamuai Kung Foo chalk.I'm outta here.
 
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