Bingo. Go to a fabric store and buy some RIT dye for 4 bucks. Unravel about 50 yards of white and wrap it around your forearm like an extension cord. Use a bunt cake pan, otherwise the linen will twist up into a major ball when it hits the hot water mixture with the dye. Rinse off, let dry a day or two, rewrap onto a spool and you're go to go.