the insanity emanating from this forum lately is mind boggling

PS: anyone want to trade a waffle for a 3/4 eaten bag of Doritos?
Not an even exchange. Waffle was originally a sweet/ dessert while Doritos is savoury. I would take the waffle. Though pancake (spongy crispy type not the stick to throat type), Japanese cheese tart or cupcake over waffle anytime.
 
I have never played with a waffle but I have seen a few for sale around here.

To anyone who has actually shot with a waffle before can you give your opinion on how they hit. Only respond if you have actually shot with one please.

I had a guy who was trying to trade a waffle and offered up a half eaten bag of Doritos but he refused to ship the waffle to me first so I think he was a scammer.

Anyhow thanks to anyone who can offer their opinion on how waffles hit, sorry if people think this question is stupid.

PS: anyone want to trade a waffle for a 3/4 eaten bag of Doritos?

I'll trade you waffles that hit "lights out" for your doritos if you ship them first. I'm like a 30 so don't be a meanie or say I'm cray
 
Frozen waffles hit hard.
Waffles with maple syrup hit sweet.
Waffles with butter hit, well, like butta.
Belgium waffles hit like a new buffalo tip.
And be careful with blueberry waffles. Too many and you will run out.

Yes be very very careful of the blueberry waffles! And whatever you do, DO NOT Google blue waffles. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
 
Did you notice I said...yet ?

Several are pas the quit your day job level and others are approaching it. Yall just need a more refinement .:thumbup:

A French breadstick gets all the dough.
 
It’s not the Indian, it’s the arrowroot....

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This one is for PT109

A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. he can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I`d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it`s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she`ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There`s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It`s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man`s a rolling stone."
 
I gave up the 7 ball tonght and drilled my opponent the first set 7 to 2... second set I lose 7 to 6.

Played great and then like shit...

I havnt had a waffle this year I dont think.
 
I gave up the 7 ball tonght and drilled my opponent the first set 7 to 2... second set I lose 7 to 6.

Played great and then like shit...

I havnt had a waffle this year I dont think.

You should've kept doing drills...:cool:
 
I do notice that there are four pages of response to insanity, so I think the members are fine with it, whatever it's worth.

All the best,
WW
 
I blame Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, etc. Everyone thinks they are a comedian on these services. Short, snarky comments are everywhere. I’m guilty myself.

This snarky communication style started in those other services, and is now prevalent on AZB.

Jeff
 
I blame Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, etc. Everyone thinks they are a comedian on these services. Short, snarky comments are everywhere. I’m guilty myself.

This snarky communication style started in those other services, and is now prevalent on AZB.

Jeff

Like...:thumbup2:
 
We all here at AZ shouldn't feel special as Justin is just as good at pis sing folks off over at OBM LOL. He just reported someone as a scammed lol.

Jistin, I'm just curious but why did you report him as a sacmmer? I was looking at that Huebler when first posted and nothing jumped out at me - other than it seemed like it might be a good price??? So what came across to you as a scam?

I really wanted that Huebler (I am crazy about the looks of it), but the only method of payment the seller would accept as payment sent as a Gift through paypal. The seller was unwilling to send me a paypal invoice, and the seller was unwilling to give me any other option that would make a buyer feel safe about their purchase. He just kept repeating all of the great "seller transaction reports" that he has received. Why would a legit seller be unwilling to send a paypal invoice? And if unwilling to do that, why unwilling to offer to pay as Goods if buyer agrees to pay the paypal fee? It just felt like a scam to me. I have been scammed many times in the past. I can't afford to risk $275 (that is actually a lot of money to me), and have zero paypal buyer protection. I am sorry if I was wrong about the seller, but it just did not feel legit to me. Any legit seller should be willing to send a paypal invoice. It is the proper way of doing business through paypal. I would have been happy to add the 3.5%, or whatever to the purchase, but the seller gave me no other options (after I explained to him why I felt uncomfortable paying as a Gift - Friends and Family - payment).

I reported the listing to OBM because I felt that it was a scam, and did not want anyone to get ripped off. I am sorry if I was wrong about the seller, but the seller should have offered me a safer way to pay other then payment as a Gift.
 
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A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. he can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I`d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it`s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she`ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There`s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It`s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man`s a rolling stone."

That was great.
 
Holy Schmoley, Justinb386, you are completely in the right here. He couldn't send you a Paypal Invoice for a payment to be payed for as a gift. He's scamming the Paypal system. Good job!

All kidding aside, would you have sent the seller (a seller who you do not personally know, or have done business with in the past) your payment as a Gift (if that was the only way that the seller was willing to accept payment for an item that you had an interest in buying?)? You do understand how risky it is, right? I understand that most of you guys probably think of $275 as pennies, but I can't take that kind of a risk with the little bit of money that I have.

I really wanted the cue, but the seller was being unreasonable. If he was a legit seller, then he should have been willing to send me an invoice for the cue (or at least been willing to accept payment as Goods, instead of a Gift). I would have been protected with payment for Goods (but not for payment sent as a Gift).
 
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