Chemical warfare at tournaments? AKA Not showering

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jaime_lion

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So has anyone ever seen or heard or done this? Basically not shower for like a week and smell during a tournament so that you throw your opponent off guard. I know I have joked about this but this is something I would totally do.

For the trading card game yugioh they actually had to write in the rules for tournaments that you need to be showered and wearing clean clothes. Because so many people did just what I am talking about.

Thanks
 
Thanks for the warning, although I think you live far enough away from most of us that we are safe.
 
I grew up playing SWCCG

they had sheet protectors back then and counting your deck in front of an opponent always felt like a magic show where I would palm multiple cards but magically make count and my stack would be slightly higher.

Everytime I see a cue stick out of a bag, I want to weight it and check its dimensions.
Too many people have access 3d printers and machine shop equipment they can use for illegal modifications to a cue stick.
 
jaime_lion said:
So has anyone ever seen or heard or done this? Basically not shower for like a week and smell during a tournament so that you throw your opponent off guard. I know I have joked about this but this is something I would totally do.

For the trading card game yugioh they actually had to write in the rules for tournaments that you need to be showered and wearing clean clothes. Because so many people did just what I am talking about.

Thanks
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That's a good way to get sprayed with surprise lysol.

And anyway, you do realize that nobody will be affected by your odor more than you will? Your clothes, your bed, your residence...
 
justnum said:
I grew up playing SWCCG

they had sheet protectors back then and counting your deck in front of an opponent always felt like a magic show where I would palm multiple cards but magically make count and my stack would be slightly higher.

Everytime I see a cue stick out of a bag, I want to weight it and check its dimensions.
Too many people have access 3d printers and machine shop equipment they can use for illegal modifications to a cue stick.
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Your dad imust be cacaballa cowboy.
 
jaime_lion said:
So has anyone ever seen or heard or done this? Basically not shower for like a week and smell during a tournament so that you throw your opponent off guard. I know I have joked about this but this is something I would totally do.

For the trading card game yugioh they actually had to write in the rules for tournaments that you need to be showered and wearing clean clothes. Because so many people did just what I am talking about.

Thanks
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I think they put that in for Yugioh tournaments because the Anime fans tend not to wear deodorant anyways. I have been to many anime conventions and that is very accurate.
 
That’s what you do on the forum, why should real life be any different........
 
I've got the goofball on Ignore and just based on these replies i know he came with another totally off-the-air thread. Wow.
 
justnum said:
I grew up playing SWCCG

they had sheet protectors back then and counting your deck in front of an opponent always felt like a magic show where I would palm multiple cards but magically make count and my stack would be slightly higher.

Everytime I see a cue stick out of a bag, I want to weight it and check its dimensions.
Too many people have access 3d printers and machine shop equipment they can use for illegal modifications to a cue stick.
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What illegal things can be done to a cue? outside of a laser that maybe only you can see I am not sure what else.
 
jaime_lion said:
What illegal things can be done to a cue? outside of a laser that maybe only you can see I am not sure what else.
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Thats exactly what Im wondering. Cue regs are pretty lax, if there is someone out there who needs a cheater cue to win thats the guy I want to play.
 
jaime_lion said:
What illegal things can be done to a cue? outside of a laser that maybe only you can see I am not sure what else.
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What good do you think a laser does?
It's a ball on a flat surface and there's a hole somewhere...ball goes to hole.
Laser is not going to help in any positively measurable fashion.
 
Black-Balled said:
What good do you think a laser does?
It's a ball on a flat surface and there's a hole somewhere...ball goes to hole.
Laser is not going to help in any positively measurable fashion.
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have you seen how special lasers can change material properties. its amazing metals can be transmetals transformers
 
There's an easier way to " throw off your opponent", if your serious.(which I doubt).

Just sh!t in your diaper.
Also helps to smear a little Hershey's on your back side, and from time to time, sample it.
 
Black-Balled said:
What good do you think a laser does?
It's a ball on a flat surface and there's a hole somewhere...ball goes to hole.
Laser is not going to help in any positively measurable fashion.
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I was thinking of helping aim. Like in that one pool episode of quantum leap.
 
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