Funny pic/gif thread...
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One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it was his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean? “We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for$19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean? “We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for$19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."
That just might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. You made my day.
That's ruff, he will be tried in contempt of the cat
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Is that George Santos in drag?
I don't think so. Wasn't he a headliner in Rio? I could easily be wrong. In their make-up, they all look alike.
That's gross...but there are actually people like that...in fact, I know one....quite well, uh, ya' know?
LOL! With us, it's a cat...he "lives" two doors down. A new baby just arrived there. He's asleep in a chair as I type this...
