Moron Ugly Cues

[Black-Balled]

At least nobody will steal it.

Sheeeat.

You must live in a classy townE.

 

[GoldCrown]

Theft proof. Not the 1st choice of a cue crook.

 

[WobblyStroke]

That second cue looks like the tattoo a bunch of bros got in the early 2000's by picking it off the wall at the tattoo shop

"I would like a tattoo please"

Now that u mention it... it looks like every tramp stamp i ever seen.

 

[Hungarian]

Haven't had a drink since...the last one!

You ain't drunk, you're just drinking..

 

[Black-Balled]

Now that u mention it... it looks like every tramp stamp i ever seen.

Post reported.

 

[Black-Balled]

You ain't drunk, you're just drinking..

Looking forward to the next one I say you that

 

[Hungarian]

Looking forward to the next one I say you that

You ever heard of Albert Collins?

 

[Black-Balled]

You ever heard of Albert Collins?

I saw a link!

Not really a fan of the blues, sorry to say.

 

[Hungarian]

I saw a link!

Not really a fan of the blues, sorry to say.

I know based on your other music posts. This song is funny and unlike regular blues.

 

[straightline]

I know based on your other music posts. This song is funny and unlike regular blues.

Went too fast. They was drunk.

 

[jasonlaus]

Looks worse in person!
Lol

Impossible!

 

[Double-Dave]

One of my very first "custom" cues I owned was a Mike Sigel cue. Damn thing was ugly as hell but it played pretty much identical to my older McDermott.

For a while I would switch between the two during racks in league play just to tick people of.

 

[8cree]

You ain't drunk, you're just drinking..

I didn't know Larry Bird played Sax. Thanks for sharing

 

[Black-Balled]

Impossible!

I knew I could count on your empathy.

All those hours you spent with HR have really paid off.

 

[chuckg]

AC Master of the Telecaster,,,,,,check out Showdown,,Collins Cray and Copeland . Three great players having fun doing what they do best .

Chuckg

 

[Hungarian]

I didn't know Larry Bird played Sax. Thanks for sharing

Yep, but only two at a time, it’s Bird we’re talking about after all! !!

 

[Mensabum]

You ever buy a cue you found horrid looking but played so well, you said fuggit?

Here's one I had ..met the ugly requirement but played horribly.
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And some of you will recall my consistent and deep disdain for turquoise in cues. Same for floating points...played an hour with this one and had to have it. Mine now.

'Fugggit'. The rest of you will have to look at it!

New cue day up in hrre
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The top one looks like your kids threw up on it after eating Skittles!!!

 

[Mensabum]

I'm not fan of turquoise in cues either. Baby blue?? For the places I played?? Seriously??

Looks worse in person!
Lol.

 

[Black-Balled]

I'm not fan of turquoise in cues either. Baby blue?? For the places I played?? Seriously??

Not making me feel better!

Hoping to knock some balls off the table with it in 3hrs...fix my head in many ways.

 

[Poolhall60561]

Use the ugly cue. It will drive your opponent crazy.