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  • Computer reboot.
    By the time the computer decided to restart the Premier League game between John Higgins and Stephen Lee was down to the last few colours and I thought hardly worth tuning in now.So I missed the whole match,lol.
    At the Shanghai Masters when Judd led 7-2 he was 1/25 and John Higgins was 9/1 for the win and as we know John won somehow.So big upsets happen but U.S.A @ 1/9 Tie@ 16/1 Europe @ 8/1 @ the Ryder Cup.I thought oh well it's a draw then Tiger conceded the last hole to hand Europe the win had me stumped.I've seen it all now.I think. lol .
    Last weekend was a good time to bet a mugs double on the Wizards.
    John "The Wizard Of Wishaw" Higgins wins the Shanghai Masters and Simon "The Wizard Of Oz" Whitlock wins the European Masters Darts.That would have been a nice double to have bet on but you don't think about these things until it's all over.Have Fun.
    Sc5 tales have resurfaced in The Action Room & I thought that by now you would know not to have a bet with Sc5.I feel a migraine coming on,yeah & I've got sore eyes.Do not associate or bet with Sc5 as Sc5 is a scumbag who won't pay out.
    I'm well, Church, and I hope you are also.
    I enjoyed watching that horse race.

    regards
    pt
    The Euromillions rolled over to £148m & the poor guy who won the jackpot has never been out of the newspapers ever since.I took in Ali Carter 6 V 3 Dave Harold & it was a long match,cue balls jumping off the table,in offs,cross table doubles,it was all happening.
    Crash-Bang-Wallop in reverse.
    Wallop:
    David Haye bashes Dereck Chisora in the 5th round.
    Bang:
    Danny Garcia bashes Amir Khan in the 4th round.
    Crash:
    The Boxing schedule was meant to keep me alert for the Australian Goldfields Snooker Final and the next thing the websites vanish and the computer crashes.
    Van Helsing : Ah Gunther my horses have shot the bolt and are ready for the knackers yard.Can you please take me to the UK,it is of the utmost urgence that I arrive soon at Edinburugh Castle.You were a fine young student of mine Gunther,I expect nothing less.
    Gunther : I am no use to you as I have retired you see :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXnww9wuS4g
    Van Helsing : Can I tempt you out of retirement for one last job Gunther,excellent pay.
    Gunther : Can I bring some plastercine ?
    Van Halsing : Yes,if you can take us to the UK Gunther and help us find SC5.
    Gunther : I bought a London bus from Barry Hearn , jump aboard Van Helsing,lets locate SC5 and save planet earth from a major catastrophy :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwKzB1-mPVA&feature=related
    Van Helsing:Sorry for the delay.Pranged off the road by the number 19 Routemaster heading for the Wuxi Classic.Both horses bolted and the carraige wheels fell off.Clive Everton the driver,Neil Foulds the bus conductor and Jason Fergusson the bus Inspector stopped to lend a hand.Frighfully awfully nice chaps,they offered to take me to the 6Reds in Thailand but I declined and paid a visit to an old student friend of mine...
    Operator,get me Professor Abraham Van Helsing immediately.Tell him it's urgent...
    VH : Van Helsing speaking.What can I do for you.
    There is a filthy beast who stalks UStream chatrooms,goes by the name SC5.Nobody knows if it's a he or a she or a shemale or it could be something much worse.
    VH : I thought I slayed the last of the Vampires years ago and I am running low on stakes right now.It sounds like some kind of hybrid.it could be a fusion of a Vampire,Werewolf,Frankenstein Mummy thing.It could be a government experiment that went horribly wrong.When was the last recorded sighting of SC5.
    The other week at The Canadian Championships, another name was mentioned as well.
    VH : We must act fast before they inter breed.There is no time to waste.I shall pack my bag.A cross,holy water,mirror,stakes,mallet,hand pistol and silver bullets,taser gun,some ancient Egyptian scriptures.Meet you at Edinburgh Castle.
    Hickory Dickory dock ,check the time on my clock,02.15.Manny Pacman I'm struggling to stay awake for you.I will try my best to keep my eyes open.
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