Recent content by seymore15074

I would never post again and leave it be. :cool:

Saturday I played in a local handicapped tournament... 1st match went alright, I won 7-4 playing a 6. 2nd match, I caught a stroke. I played what I would like to call my strongest tournament match ever--I gave away the first rack like an idiot, and then ran out from the one all over the...

Omg Pat, where are these crazy numbers coming from?! :p You know at x ft, if you try and say there are 100 angles needed, that I could easily set down the cue ball x ft from the pocket that isn't one of those 100, right? (which is supporting what you are saying, anyway) That's like saying .9...

I'm convinced those threads are just to argue. They have absolutely no benefit to any ball making for a single person that participates. Some just want to choose a word that was used, and "show" that they are more intelligent by saying that it doesn't mean what is being said. What is being...

I think the "pit of the peach" thing makes it much clearer. Not because it's fruit, but because then you think of center as a little ball in the middle of the cue that can be hit "below" from elevations, too; rather than just thinking of center as an equator... When someone hears the pit of...

Cracks me up just reading about it! They also have a tendency to rack on the head of the table...always. I've even seem them rack at the 3rd diamond instead of the 2nd.

How about how they always have to claim they "used to be good" at pool...

Your opponent is the enemy. You have to hate them! Think about stupid drivers that anger you or something, get mean. You'll focus better and you won't let up. Stab them while they're down and don't feel bad for them. After the match, you can be you once again.

Oh man, I forgot about that...they make a chalk cloud that floats around the room for a while...

When I go to tournaments, everyone else is warming up or whatever... I mingle with some players and sip a cup of coffee while thinking about boobs. Then when it's time to play; I play.

Got my vote! :D :D

When they just walk in, they tend to have their backs to the first table (my table!), and a nice HARD break makes them jump pretty bad. Awesome!

Also note: this will sometimes be done by a guy right after he makes fun of someone else for using the crutch...

Professional Equipment Needs Including Setup makes for a nice acronym...

I just wanted to see how many of you have observed the bangers standing the house cue up on the table by the rail and moving the cue ball off of the rail by the width of the butt. I see it at least once a week; I laugh everytime... Name something funny that you see the bangers doing...