I took a friend's family to dinner. Their baby was dropping a pacifier over and over as babies like to do as a power trip. They had picked it up a half dozen times, washed it, and put it back.
It landed by me so I got up, washed it, and glanced over at the soft serve ice cream machine. The baby was far too young for anything but milk but a tiny coating of vanilla ice cream couldn't hurt could it?
Did y'all know a baby can spit a pacifier over twenty feet?