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On average, about nothing really.

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, looks up and down the street, and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites...

I got chatting to a girl in a club, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends." "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine...

"Own". How? And what do these chaps have to say on the matter? http://www.usopen.org/

Don't ever say your job sucks..

Changing the tone slightly.. This tattoo appears not to have been a mindless boast in the end then:

:yikes::yikes::yikes:

US style pool is virtually non-existent in the UK. Played by a few hundred players at the most seriously. There are plenty of big money matches on at E8B. Matches at the £20,000 level are common place and there are usually several on at the £50,000+ mark a year. I don't recall Appleton...

I have known Darren myself for around 15 years myself, from the E8B scene in which I am involved in managing, and recognise much of what Doug has said as accurate.

are yes.. sarcasm humour - hard for the colonials to undesrtand

What if you are not on the 10 ball but on the, say, seven?

In the UK, we use special Triangle chalk. Basically, at the end of each session you brush all the chalk off the table into a special container along with your chalk block and it presses it back into the block. Doubles the life of a chalk by 67%. Someone got the idea from the terminator 2 film...

You need to stop consuming your older relatives medicine...

How have you chaps been getting along without us then?