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Oh, look who's butthurt.

Nah, it's the first Dutch oven. You smell that?

And how much time have you spent as an enlisted techie, tank driver? Get back in your cammies where you belong, leave the thinking jobs to us.

Yeah, the marine is easily replaced, highly qualified techs, not so much.

The voice of experience I'm sure.

We took great pride in the condition of our ship. They left trash all over it. Symbolic comeuppance. We had to clean the ship while they played on the beach.

I don't know, those are some pretty tall sailors. Definitely your type...

You're the one craving sailor loins, don't point that thing at me.

Jebus, really? I was an E4 right out of A school. Obviously Executive material.

Folks, if you need an example of rampant homophobic projection, look no further. Jason is obviously in search of some big juicy manmeat.

Exactly. My wife needs this cue, I sent a PM.

I was obviously mistaken at the size of the Marine detachment. A battalion is under 1500 men. Even with their air arm that would be around 2000, my bad. And yes, it was that bad. Of course, during those 30 days we were mostly anchored just off the surf at Camp Pen. Their only duties were daily...

Never counted. We were advertised to put an entire battalion of marines on the beach with all their beans, bullets and BS in three hours. It was a boatload. a full battalion plus their air department. Like I said I never counted.

You don't remember the Zoomie Navy? Marines were mostly "volunteered" by court order US military or jail. The Marines had lower acceptance standards than the other branches. They were looking for a few good men, and looking, and looking.... Pay was squat. The military got huge pay raises in...

Sir, there was a big change in the military between '66 and '76. Sorry you missed it, my story is true.

I never took time to count them, that's what they told us so it was probably a lie. I was hoping you were there. Did you know that if you pee on a gyrenes helmet he instinctively looks up?

For today's physics lesson will will explore friction, momentum and gravity.

No, she's much smarter than you.

High standards, eh?

My daughter would turn you into a pretzel, she trains, bro.