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    "Short Bus" Russ

    Don't Chop Him Down All At Once That's him. How'd you do for free ? You may have let a Super Score slip through your fingers...... or, you may have set the trap for TONIGHT. :) Doug (till the soil, prune him and pluck him slowly and you may get many seasons from him)
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    Odds of Wheat delivering Charlie Edwards Cue/Partial Refund

    Hey, It Could Happen I just saw a report on CNN the U.S. Postal Service was in emergency session all night, while revising the Postman's Creed. This is the best they've come up with at this point: "Neither snow nor rain nor sleet nor hurricane nor tornado nor earthquake nor heat nor gloom of...
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    "Short Bus" Russ

    How Long Will It Take To Lose $200,000 at $20 A Game ???? I need to clarify my original post. I don't want to mislead someone that Russ is walking around with his $200,000 total net worth in his pocket. He is still carrying less than $100 ON HIM and he gets the rest $20 at a time from the ATM...
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    "Short Bus" Russ

    It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Thanks to Rubyron for pointing out that NYC Cue Dude has Russ' quote in his signature.........and here it is in all it's glory: "You had better pray to God you play stronger than shortstop speed if your gonna woof at me, buddy." Russ "Short Bus" Chewning...
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    "Short Bus" Russ

    "Short Bus" Russ is back from two years of a civiclian contract work in Iraq and has $200,000 burning a hole in his pocket. It was quicky pointed out to me that he was seen making the rounds in local rooms 'looking for tournaments'. It doesn't take much fishing skill at all to reel him in...
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    Site slow?

    I Could Have Baked Lasagna Waiting To Change Threads It's 5:09 p.m. and it's excruciatingly slow, taking 30-40 seconds each time that you click on something. It's been this way for me all day. Doug (it reminds me of watching Nick Varner play Ray Martin one-pocket) * I see that I wrote this at...
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    Odds of Wheat delivering Charlie Edwards Cue/Partial Refund

    BURP ! Excuuuuuuuuuuse ME Well, if Blackjack said the cue was shipped, that's good enough for me, but the suspense of Charlie not receiving it is nerve wracking. I've decided to go on a Krispy Kreme eating donut binge until Charlie receives his $700 Wheat Cue. If the cue hasn't arrived by...
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    YAIGST: Yet Another I Got Stiffed Thread

    That's your problem, too much beer. Beer affects your bodily functions to a point where you just can't stop yourself... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVfiD1qV7iI&feature=related Doug
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    Odds of Wheat delivering Charlie Edwards Cue/Partial Refund

    Uh-Oh !!! .................. UPDATE ! ................. Due to Category III hurricane Gustav, Charlie Edwards shipped cue was blown off course. The Wheat Cue is in the process of being returned to Eddie Wheat and will be re-shipped at a later date......yet to be determined. Doug
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    YAIGST: Yet Another I Got Stiffed Thread

    I Never Had To Pay MORE Than I Lost WRONG ! If you played 6 sets and he won 1 then you were up $400 and double or nothing would be $800. You pencil whip the kid, you get what you deserve. :) Doug (nice shooting) .
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    Hurricane Gustav to hit New Orleans Monday Night--Which AZers are there?

    This Is NOT The Time To 'Hunker Down'.... imo There are at least a dozen AZBers in harm's way in Gustav's cone of destruction. More if you count all the Walt Fraziers. Doug (I am concerned about ALL of them) .
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    World 14.1 Times & Forfeiture of Mike Sigel's Match

    I Don't Want to End Up With My Foot In My Mouth....imo (or any other body parts) I've given your response the consideration it deserves and I've decided that you're right. I've changed my opinion on the nut huggers and I'm going back to Delete that part of my post before someone tries to...
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    World 14.1 Times & Forfeiture of Mike Sigel's Match

    The "KoreanDragon" Rules Dragon Promotions And It's Employees It's been my experience and therefore MY OPINION that if the player in question were Charlie Williams, that one of the following would happen: Charlie would be allowed to change into the appropriate attire and return for his 11:00...
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    A sad day for me and pool in America

    Consider The Source Of These Suggestions Grady is well liked and admired by his peers and fans for his accomplishments and contributions over his lifetime. Sadly, that is not enough for Grady. He seeks respect and recognition from players and organizations that will never give it to him. I...
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    AZ..has it done more good or bad?

    It won't Hurt To Mention The Gingerbread Man EITHER... imo Just tell 'them' you are friends with boyfat and his $$$ and be done with it. VIOLA ! Doug .
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    The dissappearing Road Player!! LOL

    I'm Shaking It Here Boss, I'm Shaking It Oddly, so do I. I had alot of free time on my hands and like Cool Hand Luke, I'm a G-damned world shaker.... imo Doug (I have that smile on my face....you know, that "Luke smile") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJwSIbCR7Yw .
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    Odds of Wheat delivering Charlie Edwards Cue/Partial Refund

    I didn't Have Anything To Say, But Thought I Might Get Green Rep For Nice Neat DOTS ..........
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    Flowers Cue Cases info wanted.

    It Was Jay's Earliest Personal Case With JAY FLOWERS Name Down The Side I thought there was information about Jay Flowers at this site http://tampabilliards.com/ There are some interesting stories and memories and information about Jay, if you can get anyone to respond to you there. Doug...
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    Where the F#$$%% is the fedex driver at?

    Please F#$$%&$!! Stop It Immediately " No F#%&*%$ way!! " Gerry "Where the F#$$%% is the fedex driver at?" cbi1000 I'm offended by this F#%$$&%$ language. Doug (doesn't anyone speak porper English anymore ?) :) .
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