I think you would have better luck by going with mail fraud.
http://www.usps.com/ and at the bottom of the page click on "postal inspectors preserving the trust."
I just thought of a player that I knew quite well named Bill Mielke. I saw him run 10 racks in a row (big ball) at the Ron De Voo lounge in Socal, while playing Woody Gumphreys 8 ahead for 1K. Is he still playing these days?
Sergio beat King Kong like a red headed step child. Supposedly he beat Billy Johnson quite a bit back then. I'm not sure how Evil fit in back then either.
Who in your opinion was the best (20 years ago) or is the best (now) bar table player with the big rock? I'm talking 9 ball.
These are just some names to think about.
Buddy Hall
Billy Johnson
Keith McCready
Sergio