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Finally, Spaceballs 2- The Search for More Money.

I’m a Mog. Half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.

Hallelujah and lay your hands upon the pool cue of your saviour. Dig deep in the pockets of your wife as she is sleeping. For she can not know the money you are spending to learn from the Great Benefactor of Pool. May his vengeance be swift and retribution everlasting, praise be. I fear him...

I knew that you would know better. Please show me your ways, O Great Funky Buddha! I will humble myself in the presence of your almighty assgas. Let thine assgass illuminate the night sky. I will let your assgas simmer upon my olfactory adjudications. Let not my own ego get in the way of my...

Do be that guy! Re-Farkin-Fuse to accept the flip. Then when you get down on the lag wait until the other players shot hits the end rail and declare the lag as no good. We need to create more trivialities in order to overcome our inadequacies.

Stay off my grass! I don’t got the technological advancements. I have a home phone and an answering machine. I will be delighted to return a call at your earliest inconvenience. I don’t know how A.I. would sound if they tried to pretend they were me, but I do believe they would do me the...

Blaine it on the rain?

What-cha-ma-whooz-E-been-wallowing-bitter

Freakin 311. The band loved by every preppy cheerleader in the late 90’s. “Amber” scarred me for life. I know you are better than this. Fridays are for heavy music not thinly veiled pop bullspit. Yummy down on this tender vittle:

Heretic!

Cousins campout. Boys had him stand on the block while they wrapped him in a roll of duct tape. Pulled the block and he was hanging. They start peeling tape and I tell them to put the block back under his feet. …”but we want to see how much tape will keep him up there.” Couldn’t argue with...

Boo this man. BOO HIM!!

Every time I read your handle, I think of this song. But when the last pool cue’s been packed away, you know that I still want to play. So just make sure you’ve got it all set to go before you come for my pool cue yo.

Dang Mang! That is a stroke! Kind of like a #13 in the Kinister workout? Depending on angle might hit 11 O’clock or 10. The compensation at 10 makes it quite a bit tougher, even with only a diamond or so of separation. As the distance between cb/ob increases it’s harder to be consistent with...