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Saturday night midnight tradition: Mother earth is pregnant for the 3rd time For Y’all have knocked her up I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe But I was not offended For I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own spit

I really get a kick out of the way you think! You get me thinkin’. I like your left/right practice with the paper. I do this thing I call, “Da Clusta Busta.” (You have to say it like you’re an old skool gangster.) 3 balls clustered together in the rack. Started as a way to improve efficiency...

Thankyou for posting that. Freakin’ badass! Really enjoy the cadence of the announcer. Wonder who he is? Watched the first 10 minutes, so far, and haven’t caught his name. I guess those old school fellas didn’t need to toot their own horn. Watch something now and the announcer would have let...

“And now you know the rest of the story.” Taking me back my man. My dad and I loved Paul Harvey. We used to head up past North Bay in springtime to the Mighty Ottawa River, before the highway was widened and it became “cottage country”. Head out in the morning for “pickerel” (walleye). Work...

As soon as I get off the can and take a shower, I’ll be playing billiards. Until then, I’ll be thinking about it.

No I didn’t yet. If I put myself in the shoes of somebody else, I would have gotten confused and kept rewinding to try and understand or just shut off the video. I ain’t tying to dog ‘ya, I’m trying to remember to think like a child. Edit: I see that these were excerpts from a previous video to...

I had to stop around the minute mark. Don’t know who your intended audience is, but I assume they haven’t hit a HAMB. When you say that you are hitting from a diamond above the side pocket or a diamond below the side pocket, a newer player doesn’t understand that you are shooting a cue ball...

Every mutha funka has gots to gets down to this one. “Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers… BELOW the knee!”

They were asking me, Where’d you get that tan boy. And I said, out on the beaches of life!…

Hurry up now!

PBR me ASAP!

ABSO-freakin-lutely! This is so clutch, my man! I listened to your tune and thought, “hah, lying ass liar, playing some shizz from ‘95 and trying to pass it off as old Skool.” It’s is a 60 year old song. Lovethe verse, “the whole world is festering with unhappy souls. The French hate the...

No pictures? How aboot a drawring that creates a reasonable facsimile.

Baahh. You said your dad likes music. He seems like a cool guy, even if his son can’t tell the difference between Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood. Now what county did you grow up in?

Got ya now! Travis and Jason. Nope, doesn’t ring any bells.

I can do better than that: That is just lazy. If that’s what you want though, I can top it. This is called outsider music. I think it’s just retarded. Still funny though.

Don’t know the Kelsey’s

Skinny: Stand aside from the bar if you haven't come to drink You throw your water in the sink and give me whiskey in my glass… I’m just a skinny little boy from Cleveland Ohio, Come to chase your women and drink your beer!

Cleveland. He’s from Cleveland Ohio! Same as Alex Bevan

You are all that is man!