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  1. VarmintKong

    Funny pic/gif thread...

    You must be from Youngstown. I thought you were a cool dude. Please don’t tell me you are a closet “Yinzer.” That’s raw to bring up the Cuyahoga River fire. The Buffalo River in N.Y., Schuylkill River in P.A., and Rouge River in M.I. also burned. Thought we lived that one down. Oh well...
  2. VarmintKong

    Open Letter to Aramith

    You do realize that you can’t get honestly bothered right? This dude feeds off of any response that is even remotely genuine. He wants you to talk some sense into him. He reads that shit and rubs one out thinking about how clever he is.
  3. VarmintKong

    Open Letter to Aramith

    Eh, I’m pretty sure you mean Blatantly Fingering Vagrants
  4. VarmintKong

    Open Letter to Aramith

    I admit that I was in a bit of a foul mood last night. I have to remember that you’re a troll without a bridge to live under, so you need to find a way to amuse yourself. When you said you were BFV, you obviously meant Boisterously Fomenting Vacuousness.
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    Open Letter to Aramith

    BFV. Who can think of the most fitting acronym for that one? Biggest Freaking Vageen.
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    Jayson Shaw 714 World Record 2 years ago

    Figured it would be a long shot. Thanks for promoting the game.
  7. VarmintKong

    Open Letter to Aramith

    Slow night, eh? Fleshlight ran out of batteries, eh?
  8. VarmintKong

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    Heck that was prolly just a Monday afternoon. Always loved that line at the end of “Fairies Wear Boots,”: So I went to the doctor see what he could give me He said son, son you’ve gone too far ‘Cuz smokin’ and trippin’ is all that you do... Then it’s like he forgets the lyric and just let’s...
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    Jayson Shaw 714 World Record 2 years ago

    Any chance you could get Ray Martin to run some racks? I know it wouldn’t be a record run, but I would love to see that old school approach and think it would be a cool video legacy for one of the last great old school 14.1 players.
  10. VarmintKong

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    We’re not allowed to call it global warming anymore guys. You have to say climate change. Geeze-Louise!
  11. VarmintKong

    SIMONIS FUZZ

    Cleaning the pockets or ball return?
  12. VarmintKong

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    Sorry, didn’t mean to single you out buckshot. Directed as a general term of endearment to anyone that kept that going around in circles for so long. You just happened to have the most recent related post. I was actually pleased it was an Ohio boy because I figured you’d be the most...
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    “Lord it’s a damn shame. What this worlds comin’ to, fer people like me and people like you.”
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    How could I forget this. This is for you Blackballed.
  15. VarmintKong

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    What playlist would be complete without this gem: Give me the beat boys!
  16. VarmintKong

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    This ain’t for your old ears.
  17. VarmintKong

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    I think one commonality between all of us here is nostalgia. Not my style, but I think we can all relate: “I wanna go back, cuz I’m feelin’ so much older, but I can’t go back I know.”
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    First song I ever heard by Clutch. Remember sitting at the bus stop getting so pumped to this I. 7th grade.
  19. VarmintKong

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    I done bit my tongue. I decided if you honky-tonk crackaz are gonna harp on this for a week, I’ll offset the B.S. with some tasty jams you prolly won’t like. To start it off. There is not enough fishing music in this world. I do believe 8cree and Z-Nole are fishermen. Fish on:
  20. VarmintKong

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    Heck yeah! This line just slays me, “You’re in the Cub Scouts right? I believe I need a tourniquet.”
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