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  1. VarmintKong

    This Song is For You!

    How did this slip by me? No instrumentals huh? I’ll let that slide for now, but that’s some bullspit. What was your criteria? You wanna bebop around the table with confidence? I have always been a little bit of a spazz so I’m looking to keep my spit tight. Solid compromise, shout out Gonzo...
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    Driver lost his gloves the other day. Came through yesterday and the day before asking if I’d seen ‘em lamenting the fact that they were real leather and he really like them. While putting a spit shine on the shop this morning, I found them. We’ll see how much he really liked those gloves. Sent...
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

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    Cool Pool Lingo

    Matriculate (verb)… Just keep on matriculatin’ down the field.
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    Trump Hater or Lover (No This Not for Non-Pool section) Trump / Putin at the Pool Table ,( with Special Guests )!!!

    Not with that eye pattern. Where is that Muh Funker even looking? Geez Louise, get it right A.I.
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    How straight is your stroke?

    They must have taken my marbles away!
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    Cool Pool Lingo

    If somebody screwed up right off the rack my Grandpa Gill would have jokingly condescended, It’s 90 feet to first base. I don’t think you’re gonna make it. Nicely telling you that you might think you were clever, but were just a hack.
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    Cool Pool Lingo

    Don’t mean to steal anyone’s thunder, but Grady Matthew’s in AccuStats, “That route was fraught with peril.” Can’t think of the match offhand if somebody could help me out?
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    Cool Pool Lingo

    “Ding dong daddy, I’m off to get the cash.” I always hear Bert Kinister in my head when I practice. “Stay with it. When your brain wants to take a hike, you stay with it.” He then hits 9 razor thin cuts past the side pocket in a row… “Center of tha hole! Not center of the pocket. Center of...
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    A simple answer to the APA/BCA Amateur League dilemma

    I have an idea! That’s dumb. It was only an idea. My dad used to have a strip of pictures like this on his office wall. They can’t all be winners, so no point feeling embarrassed. Nobody remembers anything past page 3. Spit it out.
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    Stir the Pot

    I’ve heard the waters get murky here in these parts. Do you view systems as hard and fast rules, crutches, witch-craft, or solid references for particular cut/speed angles? I really enjoy this guys genguine and lighthearted approach to learning. He communicates an obvious passion for the game:
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    I’ve got a soul that I won’t sell.
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    Wrong wideo:
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    It’s A.I.’s joke, nay, promise that we will never be able to trust any source of information ever again. Don’t we all have a friend who has been bamboozled by a stitched together break where every ball on the table has been made… using early 2000’s technology. Never knew what the lyrics here...
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    Singer looks like Theo Vonn. And what with the git-fiddles? Is it a Es-335, is it an SG, Les Paul perhaps. Don’t know what these dudes are saying, but let’s turn it up a notch, shall we:
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    Two On The Same Day Dilemma

    https://forums.azbilliards.com/threads/billiards-vs-the-church.275927/
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    Simonis 860 HR Shark Grey Rail Cloth

    Hucklebearer.
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    Two On The Same Day Dilemma

    Amish restaurant, huh. Take you a big ‘ol bite of that rhubarb pie. Now picture those Yoder’s kneading that dough with their fingernails and cuticles packed with manure.
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    Funny pic/gif thread...

    Take them big curls and just squeeze ‘em on down, Ratumba!
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