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Hand Saw Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need"...

This is a Good One Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids...

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid...

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Best friend Best Friend : A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies. "I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend." ... "Well," asks the bartender, "what did you say to...

‎10 Husbands, Still a Virgin : A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." ... "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well...

A Really Bad Day : There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come...

Thank you for your interest but i would sell it as a set ,If this OB-1 has a black collar instead probably i would keep it,thank's.

Extremely Drunk : A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. ... He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he...

Girls night out : Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business...

This one Really Killin' me : POOR GUY : A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. ... He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...

The bride tells her husband ( First Night ) : The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" ... "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the...

How's in the condition and could you pls send the pics your schon to erwinwijaya888@yahoo.com along with my Anwar shaft pics ? Thank's.

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