You guys are going to love 2024, when break-dancing will be added to the Olympic line-up.
And my bold prediction is that pickleball, which has a pro tour and whose US Open was shown on CBSSports (you can watch it on YouTube - it is actually a very interesting tactical game, played at the top...
A swallow. But be sure to use an African swallow, as it has a greater weight capacity than a European swallow.
Or, there is always Jason Statham as your transporter.
It is even funnier that the proposed solution is to ship them, when there have been numerous threads here about problems shipping cues in the context of selling cues.
I feel blessed, proud, and grateful to live in the greatest country the world has ever seen. It has flaws, as does everything on this side of eternity, but there is nowhere I'd rather live.
When it comes to chalking I am a stroker, not a driller, and I rarely have to do anything to the tip surface. It seems the intrinsic abrasiveness of the chalk, being stroked on, does what's necessary.
Or jack-in-the-boxes off the table when placed chalk side down.
As to the ball, I don't want to play with a ball that is smarter than me. And can't just see it: "I would have won the match except someone hacked the cueball."