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In 'Monty Python' English that would be 'piss off and die'.

Rusty, the Hellen Keller one really made me chuckle out loud.

Totally different, but I suspect that many top level billiards players are also naturals at golf. I'm for anything that gets more tables out there for the public and attracts a wider audience.

True story: a long time friend got himself elected to the State Legislature. Over a beer, he asked me if I had any pet peeves I'd wish to be addressed. Knowing fully that it would be well beyond the purview of any state legislative body, I replied 'Yes. Pass a bill requiring mandatory...

This is like every hotel shower I've experienced in the last 20 years.

Was this part of a Greta Thornberg flotilla?

My wife currently has a Gladiator (after two previous Wranglers) with 4 inch lift and 33's, and it's a handful to keep between the white lines from 55mph on up. They're great in the mountains and crawlin', but not so much on pavement. I'll keep my GMC 2500 HD.

If you've ever driven a Wrangler at 80 mph or in high winds you already knew this.

Apparently, in some cultures it's a spectator sport.

Was she blonde?

Fargo

The middle one is perfectly appropriate for me today. My wife was just on my case for how disorderly and cluttered I leave the kitchen and bathrooms. But I'm about to throw three racks of ribs on the smoker today. And by 6pm they will be works of art!

Laws of physics and gut feel for momentum say not likely!

Maybe true now, but 20 years ago it was something different!

This deserves to end painfully and bloody!

Good to see you back. I was starting to worry about you, Patrick!

YEP

Why?

I did, in fact, start just such a journal in 1974-75 when my travels as an exploration geologist took me to all the small towns, mining camps, ghost towns and back roads of western North America. But at some point I realized that no one could be allowed to read my 'journal' until the statutes...

Rusty, once again, I'd love to sit with you and a few beers and hear some of those stories. I'm counting on many stories which are too 'colorful' for this forum!