With over 14,000 games if he ran out the entire tournament without his opponents taking a single shot it probably still wouldn't move much. Just a guess
Why don't you just wrap him in bubble wrap and put him in the closet.
There's one guaranteed way for him not to be successful and that's to not let him play.
Thank god you're not in charge of him
What else would they be wearing other than pants, shoes and a shirt? When you run your own event, you can tell people what to wear.
My guess is they don't give a crap what you think 🤷♂️