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There is indeed sharking in golf, but it is much more subtle than in pool play. On the green you'll see an opponent move to a right angle from the guy putting so that the putter won't see him and be distracted. He might, however, sometimes see his opponents shadow come into view. One I always...

I think a movie made from the book "The Adventures of Dick Phoenix" could be a winner. Maybe get Brad Pitt to play the role of Phoenix. Penelope Cruz as Lola. And Martha Stewart as Dick's faithful, but absent minded housekeeper. Will Ferrule could play the evil villain Disque-co. :thumbup:

I too would use the Wallabushkas . Adult beverages will doubtless be involved so the first thing you know you've got a dent in your butt sleeve the size of New Jersey. Your friend's wife was using it at the time so your start eating her ass out for being so damn clumsy. Your buddy takes offense...

He disparaged me as well. Something about a blonde in a wheelchair hanging from a tree branch, I'm going with B on this one. :thumbup:

True enough. It's called Reciprocity. What comes around, goes around. :)

Look a little closer. What you'll see is ex-soccer Moms and Dads, with a cocktail in one hand and a smart phone in the other. By the end pf the night the soberest of the two will drive home where they with engage in something akin to sex, then call it a night. In a year, or so, they'll get...

Our reputation for being lazy, larcenous, ne'er-do-wells is well deserved. Look at our history. All of our heroes were gambler/hustler types who plied their trade from town to town, living hand and mouth, always looking for that next big score. Sometimes staying in grand hotels, sometimes the...

Big deal. My first name comes from the pet name my Father gave my Mother. Steamer comes from an old Indian word meaning: The first thing a dog does when you let him out of the tee-pee on a cold morning. :thumbup:

For me it varies from two to five hours, depending upon who shows up, but I seldom pay over three, or four bucks, for the whole deal. Our poolroom has a special for those who eat lunch. One hour of free pool. Since we've all been playing there for so long the guys who have lunch never pay...

Ooooooh..........was she ugly. I gave her a hickey and got fur in my mouth. :D

I agree. Even the word 'perverted' has been perverted. For example: When I agreed to pay a girl five bucks to look up her dress, many people considered that 'perverted'. However, as ugly as this woman was, I thought it 'perverted' for her to charge so much. :smile:

A couple of years ago, at my local poolroom, one of the cute little waitresses put the word out that anyone who was willing to fork over five bucks could look up her dress. Well, you all know me. I'd rather hear a fat girl fart than a pretty girl sing, so I hollered out, "Here's my five!"...

It really doesn't matter what the book says. It's local rules that count. If where you are playing requires that you shit in a bucket each time you scratch, then you need to keep a bucket handy. Quoting chapter and verse can (still) get your thumbs broke in some parts of this fair land.

My girlfriend is ugly. Ooooooh is she ugly. I gave her a hickey and got fur in my mouth. :grin:

Did someone say relish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cs5O0PEnYs

They nose it 'cause they is smart as whips. :thumbup:

We always make up new BCA rules where I play. It saves a lot of time that way. :smile:

Congratulations, young lady. Well done. :smile:

Ugly? Why, you'd have to sneak up on it to chalk it. That stick looks like it got beat with an ugly stick. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the maple core. Did you get the number of the bus that ran over that thing? How that? :D

I never had a tip come off, using super glue jell, or the runny kind either. But, there is more than one way to defur a feline. You can use epoxy if you so desire. I used it when putting tips on house cues. It's more trouble than super glue and takes a lot longer to cure, but it holds extremely...