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07-13-2012, 06:22 PM

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Yup. Besides, they'd need a lot of helium balloons for Chuck to breathe to get Earl's voice right. And lots of cuts and takes, too, for Chuck to inhale them.


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Very true, didn't think about that.. I didn't realize that Earl's voice was so different from Chuck's haha
  
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07-13-2012, 07:42 PM

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Yup. Besides, they'd need a lot of helium balloons for Chuck to breathe to get Earl's voice right. And lots of cuts and takes, too, for Chuck to inhale them.


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On the other hand, if Earl played Chuck Norris he'd need a special coach to teach him how to act dim.
  
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I agree - 07-19-2012, 07:29 AM

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IMO this is a joke. There is no movie with Norris playing Earl. Merely a fantasy post on FB.

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If this is supposed to be a new movie, I would suggest that this picture was from an old movie cause Chuck Norris looks about 15 years younger here than he is now.
  
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07-19-2012, 07:47 AM

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Hilarious.

I'd hardly call Earl a "has been", though. After thoroughly trouncing SVB on the 10' table, Shane looked positively shell shocked. He came right out and said he didn't want a rematch because "I can't beat him."
Trounced... LOL... On a 10 foot table with 760 on the rails and 860 on the bed, heated, and a shot clock with a 6 foot pool cue.

Of course Shane wont play him again... no one plays on that dumbshit... Earl cant beat Shane on any normal conditions, he has to create some asinine shit like that.


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07-19-2012, 07:51 AM

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Totally agree. It's all in good fun. We all know Earl can beat 99% of the world's population at pool on any given day.
A lot more than 99%. There are hundreds of millions of people in the US alone, that would mean that there are several 100,000 of pool players in the US that can beat Earl. I doubt that.

1% of a large number is a large number.

I'd say 99.99% of the world can't beat Earl. Maybe even a bit less.


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07-19-2012, 07:23 PM

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Trounced... LOL... On a 10 foot table with 760 on the rails and 860 on the bed, heated, and a shot clock with a 6 foot pool cue.

Of course Shane wont play him again... no one plays on that dumbshit... Earl cant beat Shane on any normal conditions, he has to create some asinine shit like that.
What the heck? Wasn't Earl playing on the same table as Shane?
  
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07-19-2012, 07:26 PM

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A lot more than 99%. There are hundreds of millions of people in the US alone, that would mean that there are several 100,000 of pool players in the US that can beat Earl. I doubt that.

1% of a large number is a large number.

I'd say 99.99% of the world can't beat Earl. Maybe even a bit less.
You mean a bit more couldn't beat him, don't you?

I'm guessing that 99.999% of the population of all pool halls on any given day couldn't beat Earl.
  
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07-19-2012, 10:58 PM

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You mean a bit more couldn't beat him, don't you?

I'm guessing that 99.999% of the population of all pool halls on any given day couldn't beat Earl.
Earl who ?


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07-19-2012, 11:10 PM

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Earl who ?
It's EARL STRICKLAND...the coolest 9-ball champ ever....
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