6000 posts...

Tramp Steamer · 2016-08-15T19:01:07+00:00

Now, I know that to you guys who have 15, 20, even 30 thousand posts, my 6 grand is no big deal. But it is to me. So how about we celebrate with a joke? This pool player was driving home from the pool hall late one night when he fell asleep at the wheel an ran off the road. He was rushed to the hospital where doctors had no other choice but to remove his penis. During the operation one of the doctors informed the others that earlier in the day a baby elephant had been born at the local zoo, but had unfortunately died. He suggested that they replace the man's penis with the baby elephant's trunk. "At least the man might be able to have some some sort of a relationship with his wife," said the doctor. They all agreed. Later that day the surgery was performed successfully, and three weeks later the man was sent home. That first night home he was at the dinner table with his wife, and she asked him how he was feeling. "Pretty good," he said. "You want to see something really cool?" "Sure," said his wife. He reached under the table and unzipped his pants. "See that dinner roll on my plate? Watch this." He began to concentrate and in a couple of minutes a baby elephant's trunk slowly rises over the edge of the table, sniffs around the dinner plate, then snatches the dinner roll off the plate and disappears back under the table. "Amazing," says his wife. "Can you do it again?" "I'd rather not," replies the guy. "I'd don't feel like having another dinner roll shoved up my ass." :)