Hey! That's my Grampa's cue! He wants it back!
I mean, he would want it back, if he was still alive, poor soul, he died of heartbreak four years to the day after it bounced out of the back of his pickup coming down the mountain with a load of 'shine.
He tole me he couldn't go back for it, cause the Judge said 'No',
or maybe he said '90 Days', I forget exactly what Grampa tole me.
I was all broke up when the prison guard rattled my chain and sed Grampa he had passed.
I coulda gone to his funeral but I was 98 days short of good time cause I hit that guy, but dam me he shore deserved it.
Ver sad, all around. Grandpa died and the guy I hit dint.
Life just ain't fair.
It would comfort me if you could stuff a few Ben Franklins in the case, for my grief and sorrow, you know.
I can describe that there cue and stuff exactly:
It was inside something,
It comes apart into two pieces, a fat part and a skinny part.
It is made of wood, mostly, except for the parts that are not made of wood.
It has Pshaur or Peachtree or something written on it real fancy,
you may have to saw it in half to find the writing.
So I'd be pleased if you would send me that cue and stuff,
or just send the Ben Franklins which is okay with me and will save you lots of postage,
mail it to your friend Shameless, care of The Warden, Huntsville, Texas.
I mean, he would want it back, if he was still alive, poor soul, he died of heartbreak four years to the day after it bounced out of the back of his pickup coming down the mountain with a load of 'shine.
He tole me he couldn't go back for it, cause the Judge said 'No',
or maybe he said '90 Days', I forget exactly what Grampa tole me.
I was all broke up when the prison guard rattled my chain and sed Grampa he had passed.
I coulda gone to his funeral but I was 98 days short of good time cause I hit that guy, but dam me he shore deserved it.
Ver sad, all around. Grandpa died and the guy I hit dint.
Life just ain't fair.
It would comfort me if you could stuff a few Ben Franklins in the case, for my grief and sorrow, you know.
I can describe that there cue and stuff exactly:
It was inside something,
It comes apart into two pieces, a fat part and a skinny part.
It is made of wood, mostly, except for the parts that are not made of wood.
It has Pshaur or Peachtree or something written on it real fancy,
you may have to saw it in half to find the writing.
So I'd be pleased if you would send me that cue and stuff,
or just send the Ben Franklins which is okay with me and will save you lots of postage,
mail it to your friend Shameless, care of The Warden, Huntsville, Texas.
