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suprnva

suprnva

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Alright, I haven't woofed at all but I figure it's about time. If anyone wants a game I've got a player that ANYBODY in the world can come match up with. If you need weight, he'll give it up. If you want to bet $50,000, post it and it will be matched. If you want odds on the money, you got it! Here's the stipulations though. You have to come to Wisconsin, play in a bar on a table that hasn't been recovered since 1981, use a house cue that doesn't have a tip OR ferrule, drink a pint of beer every game, shoot with one hand while throwing darts with the other, play with both your shoes tied together, and wear a pink bunny outfit. If there is anyone out there that wants to come play this game, let me know. :p

P.S. I almost forgot, this game is only open on the 3rd Friday of every 4th month.
 
You might be woofin at the wrong guy here, those are my normal playing conditions, minus the bunny suite but that could be arranged!
 
I hear that Jamie McWoofer is looking for action! :p

And Short Bus Russ will soon be on the prowl...when he gets back from Iraq someday! :eek:
 
suprnva said:
Alright, I haven't woofed at all but I figure it's about time. If anyone wants a game I've got a player that ANYBODY in the world can come match up with. If you need weight, he'll give it up. If you want to bet $50,000, post it and it will be matched. If you want odds on the money, you got it! Here's the stipulations though. You have to come to Wisconsin, play in a bar on a table that hasn't been recovered since 1981, use a house cue that doesn't have a tip OR ferrule, drink a pint of beer every game, shoot with one hand while throwing darts with the other, play with both your shoes tied together, and wear a pink bunny outfit. If there is anyone out there that wants to come play this game, let me know. :p

P.S. I almost forgot, this game is only open on the 3rd Friday of every 4th month.
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It almost sounds like a bet that Tampa-Tubby Smorgasbored would go for and win.
JoeyA
 
suprnva said:
Alright, I haven't woofed at all but I figure it's about time. If anyone wants a game I've got a player that ANYBODY in the world can come match up with. If you need weight, he'll give it up. If you want to bet $50,000, post it and it will be matched. If you want odds on the money, you got it! Here's the stipulations though. You have to come to Wisconsin, play in a bar on a table that hasn't been recovered since 1981, use a house cue that doesn't have a tip OR ferrule, drink a pint of beer every game, shoot with one hand while throwing darts with the other, play with both your shoes tied together, and wear a pink bunny outfit. If there is anyone out there that wants to come play this game, let me know. :p

P.S. I almost forgot, this game is only open on the 3rd Friday of every 4th month.
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Dude.........I play like that every day and I own my own bunny suit too! It's white but for this game dying it pink will not be an issue:D
 
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