Anyone Heard of this Brand of Chalk? Looks Good.

I'll sue!

bigshooter said:
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Someone told me years ago that I had cornered the market on BS.

So you may be hearing from my lawyer!
 
If this stuff works as well as you claim I'll get some for my garden next spring.
 
Hey Bigshooter,

Thanks for making my day! Somewhat under the weather with sinus headaches. That is really, really funny stuff. Does cut to the heart of the matter though.

Want to know if your new chalk requires a special holder. The new twisty kind may overly affect the counterclockwise rotational application. My guess is you will recommend the magnetic clip type. The lines of force will keep the chalk from being incorrectly applied. Please let us know.

Lyn
 
peter_gunn said:
Can i be a dealer of this b. shit in Europe? :thumbup::thumbup:
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Unfortunately we are not able to offer European dealerships at this time. There is an international ban on BS chalk and it can not be sold outside of the U.S. until we decrease the radiation levels to meet world standards.

Even though it is banned we are sure a lot of our product has found its way to Europe through underground black market dealers. We get reports nearly every day that Europeans are full of BS.
 
cardiac kid said:
Hey Bigshooter,

Thanks for making my day! Somewhat under the weather with sinus headaches. That is really, really funny stuff. Does cut to the heart of the matter though.

Want to know if your new chalk requires a special holder. The new twisty kind may overly affect the counterclockwise rotational application. My guess is you will recommend the magnetic clip type. The lines of force will keep the chalk from being incorrectly applied. Please let us know.

Lyn
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You've hit the nail on the head. The twisty kind of chalk holder is extremely dangerous to use with BS chalk. The clockwise rotation of the twisty chalk holder increases the gravity field around the chalk, after the third rotation it will continue to twist under its own power and gain speed until the gravity field develops in a black hole and sucks everyone in the room into the void.

Magnetic clip type are the only chalk holders recomended for BS chalk. We take no responsibility for the loss of your friends and loved ones if you use the twisty type.
 
BS Chalk - "A Natural Miscuing Cure "They" Don't Want You To Know About". Looking forward to the TV infomercial and hardcover book. :grin-square:

~Razor
 
Does it come in BS brown (w/ yellow specks)?


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