Are you any good at pool?

ktrepal85

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Don't you just love when random people(non-pool players) ask if you're good at pool?

I have no clue how to answer this question. I always have some long drawn out response such as:

"Am I any good?!?, hmmm...well, I can usually beat anybody I randomly play at the bar. And I can hang with the best league players. But most heavy gamblers or tournament players will consistently beat me. But no, I don't think I'm very good"

How do you guys answer this question?
 
If there is a pool table nearby the answer should always be "no, wanna play a cheap game?"

I always answer with no, because I'm not, but that I love the game and play it fairly regularly.
 
My reply is always: I am good enough to know how bad I really am... Most people are so terrible they have no idea how bad they actually are..
 
I always tell them that I seldom have underwear on while I'm playing One Pocket, but when I do it's usually something brief and in a black mesh.
That usually stops them in their tracks and we start talking about something else. :smile:
 
I am pretty quick to say that I don't play very well, but I enjoy the challenge
 
I usually say, "No I'm terrible. But a really good player told me once that gambling makes you better. We should try it and we will both get better!" ;)
 
Which are you

I ask, are you a player or a stakehorse ? Player, I'll need some weight.
Stakehorse, I'm in dead stroke, haven't missed a ball in a month. Neither,
let's have beer and I explain how with my expert help you can become
one or the other in no time. Let's start with stakehorse.
jack
 
It really depends on who asks. Generally the answer is "no," and then the next answer is no I don't want to play right now. If the guy is a punk and trying to impress his buddies and is on my last nerve the response is something smart-assed, "Your girlfriend thought I was pretty good last night, oh, you said pool...nope, I'm awful"
Hot girl, I don't know, one has never asked me. But regardless, I never let myself get roped or goaded into playing, I will very, very rarely play a random challenger like the one that might ask that question
 
Some of you are missing the point of my question. I said that the person asking the question is not a pool player. I'm not talking about a scenario where you are at the pool hall and someone is looking for a match. I'm talking about a scenario where you are out at a picnic and you bring up that you are going to your pool league later. Then a distant relative or friend says "o you're a pool player, u any good?" With no intention of ever playing you.
 
Some of you are missing the point of my question. I said that the person asking the question is not a pool player. I'm not talking about a scenario where you are at the pool hall and someone is looking for a match. I'm talking about a scenario where you are out at a picnic and you bring up that you are going to your pool league later. Then a distant relative or friend says "o you're a pool player, u any good?" With no intention of ever playing you.

Then re-read my post.
 
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