At the strip club last night...

During the late 70's and early 80's when there were almost no poolrooms near where I live (until pretty much The Color of Money came out), a friend of mine and I used to take a run down to the world famous :) Golden Banana on Rte 1 on the north shore just up about 20 miles from Boston. They had two 8' tables off to the side of the stage -- not really a bad angle to both shoot pool and watch. The door to the girl's make-up room was also near there, IIRC. Anyway, several of them hung out near the tables between sets. I was always impressed how some of them would read -- as in read a book -- while they killed time. They were a lot brighter than my preconceived notion would have guessed :)

We always had fun and did all right, at the tables...

There was (and still is) also The Cabaret across the street, but at that time the pool table was farther from the stage. Nowadays there is a good poolroom almost right through the parking lot from the Cabaret -- World Class Billiards, home room of Three Cushion champion Mazin Shooni. "Honey, I'm going to be playing pool today. Where? At World Class..."
 
There is a bar in town with two 7’ tables. The owner is a C+ maybe a B player and takes a lot of money from customers who know that he plays well. He had a lot of players trying to beat him and a pretty rough crowd to boot. It was an anything goes kinda place.

There was a really good looking girl (probably could have been a model) who liked rough crowds, drinking, and general hell raising. Twice that I knew of she went to this place with no underwear (none at all) and would get in a game. Guys would let her win just to see her with one leg up on the table. There was always a fight before the night was over.

As it turned out it was not a good place to play pool.
 
Hehe, some of my friends and I got together for "Operation Bust the Strip Club".

We had heard from a friend who worked there that there were a few regulars who could play allright and liked to gamble but that they wouldn't play a player. So we got together with a pretty hot chick we knew in the poolroom who was a good B player and decided we were going to try and trap them into a doubles game by pretending she was one of the dancers.

I was supposed to try and trap them by offering to take her as my partner. Anyway, we get there all pumped up, got plenty of money to bet with, and the guys don't show up. We try the hustle on a few players and no one is biting. We do manage to play one game for $10 against some guy and his girlfriend who works there and we let them win the first game and he PULLS up!

I manage to get into a game with a group of Asians who are there for a bachelor party and win around two hundred. Well I gave a little cut to the steer man and we blew the rest on the Asians and the girls.

All in all Operation Strip Club didn't turn out to be a big score but it was a TON OF FUN.

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At another time I used to hang out at this little dingy strip club near work because it was the nearest place that served alcohol. They one barbox and occassionally someone would come in wanting to gamble. I beat a lawyer out of $400 one night and he paid me with a check. Sure enough it was good. Other than that I never scored more than a hundred or so in there which I would almost always blow on the girls.

I have also won my share of lap dances and I am not sure WHO was getting hustled there because I almost always PAID for a couple more after the "free" one. :-)
 
Pool and Strippers

All my friends would make fun of me when we went to a strip club with pool tables. I would spend all my time on the tables. They would be giving the dollars away and I would be stuffing dollars in my own gstring. lol
Next time your at one ask the stripper if she wants to play heels in the side pockets.
 
TheOne said:
Lets just hope this wasn't the reason she was employed! :eek: :o
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What was that Rolling Stones line from the classic “Start Me Up” ?

...make a dead man...;)
 
I would have told her that if the strippers were a hotter you would be all about them. Then if she gave me any more lip I would have to ask her if she was one of the 3 ugly ones and then guard my ball sack.
 
I went to the South Padre Island tournament a few years back. The convention center where the tourney was held shut down about 9 p.m. after the last round was over.

The only other place on the island that had tables was the strip club next to our hotel.

Corey Duell flew in to see a friend of his play in the tourney. Word went out that Corey was over at the club playing one pocket on the bar boxes for some heavy change.

I was exhausted and didn't go but my partner left skid marks getting over there.

When he got back to the room around 2:30 in the morning, he said that Corey put on an incredible show playing one pocket.

He also said it was the only strip club he ever been in where the dancers were collecting social security. LOL
 
Ah yes...drunk old guys with pockets full of cash!! How can you refuse that action??? I say hang out at the club and rob them blind.

ps. I hear there are naked chicks in those places too...I'll have to take a closer look next time.
 
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