AZ Family, we MUST do something about SMOKANDAPANCAK

[nfty9er]

What a coincidence

A guy takes his dog to the Alabama game. The ticket-taker stops the man and says pets aren't allowed.

The man says, "Oh this is a special dog, I bought him a ticket."

"What makes him so special?"

"Well when Alabama beats TN he runs down the steps, does a backflip and comes back."
"When AL beats FL he hops on his back legs all the way down and back"
"When AL beats GA he hops on his front legs all the way down and back"

The ticket-taker asks, "What's he do when AL beats AUburn."

"I don't know I've only had him 3 years"

It's been 6 for those that are counting, someone will inevitably point this out. Then mention it's a 3 year old joke.

I am not an AL or AUburn fan, just fueling the fire here.

And could that be the German Sheperd dog that bit the hand of the Auburn player as he retrieved the football near the stands. Made national news and was funny as hell. So maybe that is what the dog does. lol

 

[smokeandapancak]

I am so sorry to offened the delicate hearts of some AZ memebers.....

NOT!!!!

Read them and weep bammers....

I must take a stand on this one .. I WILL NOT get rid of this avatar ..... at least until I find a better one...


Sizl.. rep coming your way for taking it like champ

 

[smokeandapancak]

A guy takes his dog to the Alabama game. The ticket-taker stops the man and says pets aren't allowed.

The man says, "Oh this is a special dog, I bought him a ticket."

"What makes him so special?"

"Well when Alabama beats TN he runs down the steps, does a backflip and comes back."
"When AL beats FL he hops on his back legs all the way down and back"
"When AL beats GA he hops on his front legs all the way down and back"

The ticket-taker asks, "What's he do when AL beats AUburn."

"I don't know I've only had him 3 years"

It's been 6 for those that are counting, someone will inevitably point this out. Then mention it's a 3 year old joke.

I am not an AL or AUburn fan, just fueling the fire here.

loving it ..... nice joke

 

[smokeandapancak]

I notice he didn't post the score when South Florida beat them in their own house this year. GO BULLS!

Hey.. I felt alot better about that loss when the shot up to #2... not so much anymore

See the thing most people dont understand is this... there is one game in the season and that is the Iron Bowl... yeah we lost to USF... they lost to UL monroe.... but it doesnt really matter.....

 

[!Smorgass Bored]

Man, THAT'S Offended

I can't even tell you the last time that I've been THIS offended.... imo

Doug
( I'm too offended to EAT )

 

[Inzombiac]

I'm just sad cus I missed the whole thing on account of I've been outprocessing from the military as of late and haven't had time to troll the forums.


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[sizl]

I must take a stand on this one .. I WILL NOT get rid of this avatar ..... at least until I find a better one...

Hey SMOK, SMORG has a AWESOME looking new avatar! And she probably reminds you of one of "dem dar Auburn gurlz"
I am sure Smorg will not mind letting you "borrow" her.

Sizl.. rep coming your way for taking it like champ

It is the only way to take it........ with CLASS.......aka...."THE HIGH ROAD"

You guys are GREAT, thanks for the laughs! It is nice to know that SOME PEOPLE still have a HUMUROUS SIDE!

Roll Tide
Todd

 

[sizl]

I can't even tell you the last time that I've been THIS offended.... imo

Doug
( I'm too offended to EAT )

I tried to warn you SMORGIE, absolutely atrocious.(and yea maybe I am talking about the TIDE
As a matter of fact I will share this interesting "POLICE REPORT" I found....
POLICE REPORT: Nick Saban's Home 'egged'

Tuscaloosa Police reported that an individual attempted to "egg" Coach Nick Saban's home after Saturday night's record sixth straight loss to Auburn.

The report stated:

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Coach Saban's house, three eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, two eggs hit the houses of the neighbors on either side of Coach Saban's house, and the remaining three eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.

Considering the inaccuracy of the throws, police are considering Tide quarterback John Parker Wilson as the primary suspect.

TOUCHE'


SMORG, will you let SMOK borrow your avatar? I will rep you the second Tuesday of every week.