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Banned
i rode the harley out to Tarzan's biker bar here in north port FL, got a Corona with lime, put a buck in the table and banged some pool balls around, -which i haven't done in a long time- using the house cues. some yahoo wanted to play and asked; "are you any good" to which i replied; "no". he said; " in that case let's play for $5.00." "ok" i replied..... so the yahoo has clearly played before but he ain't great and i beat him three games even though i screwed up some routine shots. i did however make a few freaky good shots when the table looked hopeless including some low-angle banks and caroms. but we were playing 'bar table rules' and the yahoo scratches with me on the 8ball behind the headstring.... i say "are we playing "bar table rules"? and he says; "this is a bar and this is a pool table isn't it." ok, fine... i couldn't shoot directly at the 8 and there was no way i could win by trying. he had two balls left. one was on the left side just south of the side pocket and the other frozen to the rail just above the right side corner pocket. so i shot his left side ball in the corner and follow the cue down almost to the rail leaving him really tough. he complained and i said; "bar table rules!". LOL...... so he blows the shot that i left him and i easily sink the 8ball. he deserved the hell out of that..... so then some more yahoos put money on the table and try to take it away from me. despite my lack-luster play, they cannot.... i eventually let them take the table and play each other....one game in particular, i set up a pretty, stop, stop stop to the 8ball but on the last stop i had to draw back just about 3" in close quarters. no prob right? oh but i forgot that i was playing on a dirty bar table with house cues and it didn't draw at all. pool really isn't pool if the equipment sux... so i drank one more corona, gratis of my $5.00/game, loudmouth friend and rode the harley back home. oh, one strange thing that he did after he racked was bang the rack on the end-rail really hard before putting it away. i guess he was trying to shark me. it mattered not because his racks were really loose. the balls stuck together like crooked cops which allowed me to use my 14.1 acumen to break clusters and continue runs....
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