BCA to Implement Illegal Substance Testing for All Members

Does anyone know the penalty for failing one of these test?
I hope they don't take any of my timeouts?
 
I don't understand what is the problem here. Pool is a sport, right? Do you see tenis players drinking beer during a match? Don't you guys would like to see the sport in the Olympics?

If someone suspects the players are taking steroids then it's finally official pool is a sport! No more "is pool a sport" questions!
 
And you can hit the sun with a snowball

If there is a fine where are the players going to get the money to pay it.
I can see the threads now,,AZBILLIARDS PLEASE HELP
So and So needs 11 bucks to pay a drug fine.

Pool is a sport,just ask the olympic Curling and Synchronized swimming team
 
The old timers knew best...
 

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I'm in trouble...

This new ruling has really concerned me and caused me severe angst.

I couldn't sleep last night because I know a few pool player friends who take steroids. So, I took a sleeping pill to try and fall asleep. Then realized that that drug might get me banned from playing! I then got more upset so grabbed a muffin from the pantry to console my mind (as most women do with food) and afterwards I realized it was a poppy seed muffin! "Oh crap!" I thought, now I will have a false positive from the drug screening by the BCA! I was so upset about all this possibility of not being able to play in the BCA tournaments that my sobbing finally allowed me to fall asleep. But when I woke up this morning, it donned on me that during my fit last night, I forgot to take my birth control pill before bed! So I freaked out some more because if get pregnant, I wont be able to break because of this new ban!!!

:thud: :banghead:
 
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