fast larry
Banned
Joseph Cues said:Willie's ghost is gonna go after yo azz Larry.![]()
Willie was more famous than Fatty.
Fatty was more infamous.
If Efren can't crack your top 10, Fatty has no place there either.
Let Willie bring in on, I never really liked that little prick any way. I never knew anybody who did.
When I finally get the call and the angles come for me when I get to heaven there will be this hugh billiard parlor in the sky. They will let me in, I've done a couple of things to gain me admission.
Up in the front is Hoppe, The Shaefers, Ives, Daly and Cochran playing billiards.
Over in the corner is Lindgrum and Joe Davis having a go on the 6x12. John Roberts is playing the winner.
In the next corner is Mosconi, Caras, Crane, Taberski, Greenleaf and Eufemia, Cranfield all playing 14.1 in their tux's for the tin cup of the day. Michael is now on a 300 ball run againt the Babe.
Not allowed in da joint and in the back smoke filled room are the pool hustlers. They don't spit at the spitton, they spit a foot above it, splat and the juice runs down the wall into the waiting hole. Cigar smoke is like a thick cloud on the ceiling. There is a lot of chatter, every one is matching up or trying to make a game and trap a mark.
Fatty and Martin Kiaman have matched up to see who plays the best one handed game. They are playing Alabama 8 ball jacked up one handed. Martin has on his only T shirt with steak juice droppings staining the front of it. Adrew St Jean plays the winner of that match.
Charlie Seaback has Bennie Allen stuck for a thou and Bennie just came back at him double or nothing. The two new kids, Larry Liscotti and Conrbread are playing some one hole for 5K a pop.
Shorty and Luther are playing one hole and Luther has Boston on the ropes.
There is a 9 ball ring game going on and the top 5 greatest pool hustlers of all time are playing for 25 grand winner take all.
Fast Eddy Parker is doing a trick shot show.
Now let me think, where am I going to go and hang out at in the pool hall in heaven, with the penguins or with the real pool players. Where do you think I will go to?